Friday, February 29, 2008

How Embarrassing...

Oh my GOD! lololol....i love how when she forgets the words, she scampers off...and then it gets even better when she comes back...lololol






poor girl...

and i love how the guys on the team are like..."here. just go." and get her off the ice...lol

ciao ciao

hpro

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Um...




sounds delightful...

and by 'delightful' i mean horrendous...

want some!? Yummy!

lolol

ciao ciao

hpro

thanks pp

Show 'Em!

today in 1827, New Orleans held its first Mardi Gras celebration...were they unlacing their corsets and showin' boob for beads back then!?!?

i wonder...


ciao ciao

hpro

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Uh, Yeah...

some people are like slinkies...they dont really have a purpose...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs...


heehee

ciao ciao

hpro

Monday, February 25, 2008

My Day Thus Far...

this is how my day started...



took a shower...but it didnt take the crankiness out of me...



hair didnt turn out right, so i threw on a hat...that clearly wasnt all that flattering either...



ate too much at lunchtime...felt chunk...


and clearly this is where im at right about now...anybody feel the same way??



lol

ciao ciao

hpro

Friday, February 22, 2008

Don't Try To Be Cool, And Run On Slippery Sidewalks...

i know this is random...and thats what i do...but...i had to share this story...

ok, so i was on my way over to the pantages theatre...and some of you might know, but the sidewalks right around there are marble-ish...cuz its part of hollywoods walk of fame (you know the stars on the sidewalk with peoples names on them)...anyway...they get kinda slippery when its raining...not REAL slippery but i guess, kinda...

so, its raining...im crossing the street, and heres this pigeon walking on the sidewalk towards me...the thing is, he wasnt really walking...it was way faster than that...he was running almost...scurrying, if you will...he really shouldnt have been...

and as hes briskly speed-walking...he SLIPS!! hahahaha... for real...the pigeon slipped...skidded for a bit, and fell on his ass!...i have never seen that before! hahaha...the damn bird slipped! i yelled out "CAREFUL!!" lolol

i looked around to see if anyone else had seen what i had just witnessed...but of course no one had...

and i know that bird was thankful for that...cuz he looked soo embarrassed...we made eye contact...and he was like "whoah...dont tell anybody, k? that was way embarrassing"...and then shrugged it off, like he was soo cool...and i was like, um, i saw what you just did...you arent that cool...that was the moment we shared...that bird and me...on a rainy day, in hollywood...on slippery sidewalks...

he really should be more careful.


ciao ciao

hpro

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

How Unfortunate...




are you kidding me?! lol


ciao ciao

hpro

Shut It...



save me a room...lol



oh good..lol



that makes me uncomfortable...lol



oh my...



HAHAHAHAHHA ..thats my favorite!!!

ciao ciao

hpro

Who Knew...

random, i know...but helpful?


Peel a banana from the bottom and you won't have to pick the little "stringy things" off of it... That's how the primates do it, ya'll...lol

Take your bananas apart when you get home from the store. If you leave them connected at the stem, they ripen faster...

Store your opened chunks of cheese in aluminum foil. It will stay fresh much longer and not mold!

Peppers with 3 bumps on the bottom are sweeter and better for eating...
Peppers with 4 bumps on the bottom are firmer and better for cooking...

Add a teaspoon of water when frying ground beef. It will help pull the grease away from the meat while cooking...or you could avoid eating beef altogether...and be a vegetarian like me! :)

To really make scrambled eggs or omelets rich add a couple of spoonfuls of sour cream, cream cheese, or heavy cream in and then beat them up.

Add garlic immediately to a recipe if you want a light taste of garlic and at the end of the recipe if your want a stronger taste of garlic...i love me some garlic...

1. Reheat Pizza
Heat up leftover pizza in a nonstick skillet on top of the stove, set heat to med-low and heat till warm. This keeps the crust crispy. No soggy micro pizza. I saw this on the cooking channel and it really works...for reals...

2. Easy Deviled Eggs
Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag. Seal, mash till they are all broken up. Add remainder of ingredients, reseal, keep mashing it up mixing thoroughly, cut the tip of the baggy, and squeeze mixture into egg. Just throw bag away when done easy clean up...these are one of my favorite foods, EVER...

3. Broken Glass
Use a wet cotton ball or Q-tip to pick up the small shards of glass you can't see easily...its better than steppin' on the stuff...

4. No More Mosquitoes
Place a dryer sheet in your pocket. It will keep the mosquitoes away....whoah...

5. Squirrel Away!
To keep squirrels from eating your plants sprinkle your plants with cayenne pepper. The cayenne pepper doesn't hurt the plant...the squirrels won't come near it...and neither will i...

6. Reducing Static Cling
Pin a small safety pin to the seam of your slip and you will not have a clingy skirt or dress. Same thing works with slacks that cling when wearing panty hose. Place pin in seam of slacks and -- ta da! -- Static is gone...pretty cool, right?

7. Measuring Cups
Before you pour sticky substances into a measuring cup, fill with hot water. Dump out the hot water, but don't dry cup. Next, add your ingredient, such as peanut butter, and watch how easily it comes right out...oh, its true...


8. Reopening envelope
If you seal an envelope and then realize you forgot to include something inside, just place your sealed envelope in the freezer for an hour or two. Viola! It unseals easily...ooh...that can be used for sneakiness as well!! lol

9. Conditioner
Use your hair conditioner to shave your legs. It's cheaper than shaving cream and leaves your legs really smooth. It's also a great way to use up the conditioner you bought but didn't like when you tried it in your hair...

10. Goodbye Fruit Flies
To get rid of pesky fruit flies, take a small glass fill it 1/2" with Apple Cider Vinegar and 2 drops of dish washing liquid, mix well. You will find those flies drawn to the cup and gone forever...who sits around and figures this stuff out?!?!...uh...if i mix some bath and body japanese cherry blossom shower gel, with some elmers glue, and a piece of penne pasta, will that keep the rabbits from eating the lettuce in my garden??

11. Get Rid of Ants
Put small piles of cornmeal where you see ants. They eat it, take it "home," can't digest it so it kills them. It may take a week or so, especially if it rains, but it works & you don't have the worry about pets or small children being harmed! wow, that one sounds pretty cruel...lol...but hey, if it works...lolol

random, right?!
love it

ciao ciao

hpro

thanks pp

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Brill....

gotta support my italian peeps...
Ennio Marchetto...an italian comedian...sooo creative...lol

the celine breast beat killed me...lol






fun, right!?

ciao ciao

hpro

thanks pp

Buggin' You...lol

i dont know why i found this so amusing this morning....i think for me, it was about the clearing of his throat and the vocal performance...lol...and the really quick riffs...lol my favorite part was definitely the super high falsetto at the end...lol





ciao ciao

hpro

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Laughter Really Is the Best Medicine...

some of these were in another video i posted, but there are plenty of new ones that you definitely need to see...and clearly the other ones that you might have seen before, are DEFINITELY worth seeing again!! HAHAHAHAHA...my favorite is the cheerleader catching the long ass basketball pass with her, uh, face...lolol oh my...

enjoy!! (can you tell i really needed some laughs today??)




ciao ciao

hpro

Laughter, Yay!

some of these are hysterical...i enjoyed the kangaroo drop kick and the monkey making out with the cat...lol

it should make you smile today...




i sure do love funny animal videos...whoah...
lolol

ciao ciao

hpro

Friday, February 1, 2008

Stupid People Buying Vowels...

why do contestants buy vowels when it is blatantly obvious what the puzzle phrase is on wheel of fortune?!

W I T _ I N W _ L K I N G D I S T _ N C E


first they ask for a "B"....um...where the hell are you going to put a "B"?!?!

and then they had to use their free spin...and asked to buy an "A"!!

Really!??! Really?!?

augh.

ciao ciao
hpro