ok...this one might have made me laugh out loud...um, loudly...
what the!?
HAAHAHAHAHAHA!
ciao ciao
hpro
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Oh My...
um...field trip?
lol
everybody turn in their permission slips? oh good. come on kids!
lol
ciao ciao
hpro
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
One More...
one more that i really liked today...
Never be afraid to "try your hand" because you don't
want to make a mistake or not do something
"right." Success in life comes from being willing to move
into Unchartered Territory.
Always remember: Life begins at the end of your
Comfort Zone.
so true!!!!
now go be brave!
ciao ciao
hpro
Never be afraid to "try your hand" because you don't
want to make a mistake or not do something
"right." Success in life comes from being willing to move
into Unchartered Territory.
Always remember: Life begins at the end of your
Comfort Zone.
so true!!!!
now go be brave!
ciao ciao
hpro
Good Stuff...
remember this guys...and know that it is true...
"The goodness of the Universe is not limited. When something
'looks as if' it is running out, do not fret. This, or something better, is on its way. Sufficiency is the natural order of things. Good never runs out -- although it may change form."
-Neale Donald Walsch
ciao ciao
hpro
"The goodness of the Universe is not limited. When something
'looks as if' it is running out, do not fret. This, or something better, is on its way. Sufficiency is the natural order of things. Good never runs out -- although it may change form."
-Neale Donald Walsch
ciao ciao
hpro
Friday, June 20, 2008
Love It...
um...this one might have just put me in a fabulous mood...LOLOLOL
there is nothing like getting kicked in the face and knocked off your swing like a soccer ball...nothing better i say...for my amusement...lolol
ciao ciao
hpro
there is nothing like getting kicked in the face and knocked off your swing like a soccer ball...nothing better i say...for my amusement...lolol
ciao ciao
hpro
CAREFUL!!
um...cant you just smell something about to go wrong?!?! lololol
oh spidey...
lol
ciao ciao
hpro
oh spidey...
lol
ciao ciao
hpro
Thursday, June 19, 2008
HeeHee...
A man and his wife were awoken at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
HEEHEE
ciao ciao
hpro
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
HEEHEE
ciao ciao
hpro
Monday, June 16, 2008
Friday, June 13, 2008
Ummm...
ummm...so i went to visit my friend at her office building, and when i approached the door, i saw this sign...lolol what the!?
HAHAHA...i cant make this stuff up...welcome to my life...
thank God for camera phones is all im sayin...
i can now provide documentation of the ridiculousness i encounter on a regular day to day basis...
the poor buzzard...even hes feelin' the pain of this recession we are in...like so many people in this country, hes not workin' either...
get peta on the line...maybe they can help...
ciao ciao
hpro
HAHAHA...i cant make this stuff up...welcome to my life...
thank God for camera phones is all im sayin...
i can now provide documentation of the ridiculousness i encounter on a regular day to day basis...
the poor buzzard...even hes feelin' the pain of this recession we are in...like so many people in this country, hes not workin' either...
get peta on the line...maybe they can help...
ciao ciao
hpro
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
[title of show] Opening Night Outfit...
so ive been trying to find the perfect dress/outfit to wear to the [title of show] opening...and i think ive found it you guys...im so excited...
and i DEFINITELY know what im doing with my hair...
i think a helicopter hairdo is perfect for that night...it is a Broadway musical afterall...and there was that one show with the solo saxophones and helicopters you know...
and here is my dress! are you sitting down, cuz this will blow you away...
what do you think?!! Dont you love it??
now granted i am not preggers as is the lovely model wearing MY dress...but i figure, if i eat enough carbs and krispy cremes leading up to the big night, i could have a pretty big ass bloat bump to show off as well...
silver isnt my best color...but if i get it in a deep garnet...i will be unstoppable...
im thinkin' that with my helicopter hairdo and my fierce big ass bloat bump dress (in garnet)...whoah...im prolly gonna need to hire security to keep the men off...
dont hate...
ciao ciao
hpro
and i DEFINITELY know what im doing with my hair...
i think a helicopter hairdo is perfect for that night...it is a Broadway musical afterall...and there was that one show with the solo saxophones and helicopters you know...
and here is my dress! are you sitting down, cuz this will blow you away...
what do you think?!! Dont you love it??
now granted i am not preggers as is the lovely model wearing MY dress...but i figure, if i eat enough carbs and krispy cremes leading up to the big night, i could have a pretty big ass bloat bump to show off as well...
silver isnt my best color...but if i get it in a deep garnet...i will be unstoppable...
im thinkin' that with my helicopter hairdo and my fierce big ass bloat bump dress (in garnet)...whoah...im prolly gonna need to hire security to keep the men off...
dont hate...
ciao ciao
hpro
Nice...lol
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
--Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
lolololol
ciao ciao
hpro
--Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
lolololol
ciao ciao
hpro
Friday, June 6, 2008
What Do You Think of This One?
"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
-John Fitzgerald Kennedy
ooooh...
ciao ciao
hpro
-John Fitzgerald Kennedy
ooooh...
ciao ciao
hpro
Love This...
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle...when 24 hours in a
day are not enough...remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee...i sure need to these days...
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of
him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty
mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the
students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar He
shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf
balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of
course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was
full. The students responded with an unanimous 'yes.'
The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured
the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the
sand. The students laughed.
'Now,' said the professor as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to recognize
that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important
things---your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite
passions---and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life
would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and
your car.
The sand is everything else---the small stuff. 'If you put the sand into the
jar first,' he continued, 'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.
The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff
you wi ll never have room for the things that are important to you. 'Pay
attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Spend time with
your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take time
to get medical checkups. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There
will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal Take care of the
golf balls first---the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest
is just sand.'
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented
The professor smiled and said, 'I'm glad you asked.'
The coffee just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's
always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.'
i love that...and its so true...priorities, priorities...
life is too short to not have them in the right order...
ciao ciao
hpro
day are not enough...remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee...i sure need to these days...
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of
him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty
mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the
students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar He
shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf
balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of
course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was
full. The students responded with an unanimous 'yes.'
The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured
the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the
sand. The students laughed.
'Now,' said the professor as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to recognize
that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important
things---your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite
passions---and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life
would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and
your car.
The sand is everything else---the small stuff. 'If you put the sand into the
jar first,' he continued, 'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.
The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff
you wi ll never have room for the things that are important to you. 'Pay
attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Spend time with
your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take time
to get medical checkups. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There
will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal Take care of the
golf balls first---the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest
is just sand.'
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented
The professor smiled and said, 'I'm glad you asked.'
The coffee just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's
always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.'
i love that...and its so true...priorities, priorities...
life is too short to not have them in the right order...
ciao ciao
hpro
Thursday, June 5, 2008
CAREFUL!!!
this will wake you up this morning...
oh. my. lolol
didnt he have his blocking mapped out before he started taping?! cripes...bet he does now...lol
ciao ciao
hpro
oh. my. lolol
didnt he have his blocking mapped out before he started taping?! cripes...bet he does now...lol
ciao ciao
hpro
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
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