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ciao ciao
hpro
TITLE OF SHOW COUNTDOWN...
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Be Back Soon!
hey all! in-the-know will be down just a little while longer...be patient :) the brilliance will be back soon... lol
just needed a little vacation...
ciao ciao
hpro
just needed a little vacation...
ciao ciao
hpro
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Monday, July 7, 2008
Ten Types of Republicans...
umm...very funny...i enjoy mr. bibleton, and mr. numbnuts...lol
sad at how true it is...lol
ciao ciao
hpro
sad at how true it is...lol
ciao ciao
hpro
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
interior shades and blinds can keep air-conditioning expenditure down when its hot out...at the office, suggest the effective solution of applying sun blockers to the outside of the windows-awnings and tinted window films, for instance...
do your part... shades and blinds alone can reduce cooling costs up to 30 percent...30 PERCENT!!
ciao ciao
hpro
interior shades and blinds can keep air-conditioning expenditure down when its hot out...at the office, suggest the effective solution of applying sun blockers to the outside of the windows-awnings and tinted window films, for instance...
do your part... shades and blinds alone can reduce cooling costs up to 30 percent...30 PERCENT!!
ciao ciao
hpro
sooo...super exciting news my friends!!!! [title of show] had its first preview this past weekend...and it was CRAZY...like a Beatles concert!!! the tossers came out in droves!! work it out tossers, you ROCK!!!
here is an excerpt from the fabulous bixby elliots popular blog 'two on the aisle' on yahoo broadway...
TOS 1st Preview
It wouldn't be a post without a little [title of show] info...the little show that could started previews on Saturday and from all accounts it was tos-tastic! Click HERE to check out a little video of all the tossers that came out to see the show and who crammed the stage door after the show. It is unbelievable.
The chat rooms and messages boards have been flooded with reports of the show on Saturday night. The general opinion seems to be that the show rocked the house. The kids of TOS have made several changes ( a few new songs and some changes to the book) and they are all making the show even better than it was before. It is still just "four chairs and a keyboard". They haven't added any fancy orchestra or set, it is just 4 kids making their way to "The Broadway".
It sounds like it was a very emotional night. It has been a very long time in the making and to finally be bringing [title of show] to the stage of the Lyceum theater must have been a magical moment for the cast and creators of this little show. Word on the message boards was that there was a 5 minute standing ovation during the show (not at the end folks - during - in the middle of the show). There was, of course, a big S.O. at the end too. And then, you can see for yourself if you click HERE, the mob scene outside the theater. I am so happy for all involved. Did you get your tickets yet? (that was a blatant plug - I am aware of that!).
woohoo!!!
and check this out...this was the crowd gathered at the stage door after the show...pretty cramazing you guys!!...
its such a special show... get your tickets!!! www.titleofshow.com be "part of it all..."
sooo excited!!!
oh, and i now have the top part of my outfit for opening night...but no bottoms...clearly i can not show up with no bottoms! cripes...not many days left to look! aughghgh!
ciao ciao
hpro
here is an excerpt from the fabulous bixby elliots popular blog 'two on the aisle' on yahoo broadway...
TOS 1st Preview
It wouldn't be a post without a little [title of show] info...the little show that could started previews on Saturday and from all accounts it was tos-tastic! Click HERE to check out a little video of all the tossers that came out to see the show and who crammed the stage door after the show. It is unbelievable.
The chat rooms and messages boards have been flooded with reports of the show on Saturday night. The general opinion seems to be that the show rocked the house. The kids of TOS have made several changes ( a few new songs and some changes to the book) and they are all making the show even better than it was before. It is still just "four chairs and a keyboard". They haven't added any fancy orchestra or set, it is just 4 kids making their way to "The Broadway".
It sounds like it was a very emotional night. It has been a very long time in the making and to finally be bringing [title of show] to the stage of the Lyceum theater must have been a magical moment for the cast and creators of this little show. Word on the message boards was that there was a 5 minute standing ovation during the show (not at the end folks - during - in the middle of the show). There was, of course, a big S.O. at the end too. And then, you can see for yourself if you click HERE, the mob scene outside the theater. I am so happy for all involved. Did you get your tickets yet? (that was a blatant plug - I am aware of that!).
woohoo!!!
and check this out...this was the crowd gathered at the stage door after the show...pretty cramazing you guys!!...
its such a special show... get your tickets!!! www.titleofshow.com be "part of it all..."
sooo excited!!!
oh, and i now have the top part of my outfit for opening night...but no bottoms...clearly i can not show up with no bottoms! cripes...not many days left to look! aughghgh!
ciao ciao
hpro
Thursday, July 3, 2008
Did you know that today...
in 1819...The first U.S. bank opened in New York City...total deposits for the day were $2,807.
whoah.
ciao ciao
hpro
whoah.
ciao ciao
hpro
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE...
so you think you can dance last night...I LOVE THIS SHOW!!! why are you not watching?!!?!? oh wait, you are? ok. sorry. i shouldnt have yelled at you.
well last night, i have to admit...one of the pieces kind of wrecked me. so much, that i even had boohoo tears...what the!? of course it was mia michaels to blame...
'dreaming with a broken heart' was the song...oh my GOD...if youve been through a break up, and the wound has still not healed...um, prolly not the song to listen to...
i LOVED this performance...it could be one of my most favorites ever...im a little mad at it cuz it made me think of stuff id rather not think about...augh...i hate that...but whatever...the choreo is brilliant, the performances were absolutely captivating, and the music-perfect.
here it is.
sad, right? for me it was...
twitch's face, when they made eye contact towards the end? augh...killed me.
i love mia michaels...um, and i might hate her a little bit at the same time...for making me think and feel things id rather avoid...cripes...what a brilliant talent she is...
i LOVED that piece...
moving on...
who's going home tonight? i think it should be the leprechaun thane, and his partner discomfort.
ciao ciao
hpro
well last night, i have to admit...one of the pieces kind of wrecked me. so much, that i even had boohoo tears...what the!? of course it was mia michaels to blame...
'dreaming with a broken heart' was the song...oh my GOD...if youve been through a break up, and the wound has still not healed...um, prolly not the song to listen to...
i LOVED this performance...it could be one of my most favorites ever...im a little mad at it cuz it made me think of stuff id rather not think about...augh...i hate that...but whatever...the choreo is brilliant, the performances were absolutely captivating, and the music-perfect.
here it is.
sad, right? for me it was...
twitch's face, when they made eye contact towards the end? augh...killed me.
i love mia michaels...um, and i might hate her a little bit at the same time...for making me think and feel things id rather avoid...cripes...what a brilliant talent she is...
i LOVED that piece...
moving on...
who's going home tonight? i think it should be the leprechaun thane, and his partner discomfort.
ciao ciao
hpro
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
keep a plant on your desk...house plants can abate rising levels of indoor air pollution at the office...research from NASA show that many plants are useful in absorbing harmful gases, cleaning the air in modern buildings.
do your part...
for a list of the ten most effective plants for removing formaldehyde, benzene, and carbon dioxide, see www.blankees.com/house/plants/air_cleaners.htm
ciao ciao
hpro
keep a plant on your desk...house plants can abate rising levels of indoor air pollution at the office...research from NASA show that many plants are useful in absorbing harmful gases, cleaning the air in modern buildings.
do your part...
for a list of the ten most effective plants for removing formaldehyde, benzene, and carbon dioxide, see www.blankees.com/house/plants/air_cleaners.htm
ciao ciao
hpro
Thursday, June 26, 2008
It's Time...
so today i decided something...and quite a monumental decision i have made, if i do say so myself...
i am now calling myself The Stupid People Vigilante...my mission, you ask? i will rid the planet of the stupid f**king people that continue to talk and ruin my day...because i know that if theyre ruining MY day, its only a matter of time before they ruin one of YOUR days...
how will i do this, you ask?
accountability people...this is our answer! when the stupid talk...i will simply tell them how stupid they are...people dont know how to react to this...um, and i know this...because ive done it! lolol...
you don't even have to use the specific 'you are so incredibly stupid' line...feel free to improvise...like "I DONT GIVE A F**K"(i used that one this week, sure shut that piece of stupid up real fast), or the solid "really!?", or "yeah WHATEVER, youre an idiot", or "How about not talking to someone like that?"...just snap back...it catches them by surprise everytime...everything youve thought of saying, but kept your mouth closed on...just start saying it!! i started this week...its very freeing...lol...
and i suggest you all do the same...calling people out on their crapola really works...people back down...because they are forced to be accountable for their actions...its amazing!
trust me...once the stupid are held accountable for their stupidity...theyll start singin' a new song...
oh and just be careful in case the stupid you run into by chance would be armed. in that case, dont tell them they are stupid. they might shoot you...and then that might make you the stupid one...
the time to act is now...its like someone spilt water on them and theyre multiplying...
this is my mission. its for the greater good.
now go my little children...out into the world, and confront the stupid.
clearly all in the name of love...
i hate f**king stupid people.
lolol
ciao ciao
hpro
So You Think You Can Dance...
um...so you think you can dance last night was FABULOUS!! great choreo and performances...loved it...
heres one of my faves from last nights show...
there were so many great performances, but i cant find the footage anywhere...cripes...
this is probably the best show on tv right now...
tonight, two people go home...
ciao ciao
hpro
heres one of my faves from last nights show...
there were so many great performances, but i cant find the footage anywhere...cripes...
this is probably the best show on tv right now...
tonight, two people go home...
ciao ciao
hpro
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
contemporary "superwindows" employ high-tech solutions- double panes, low emissivity glazing, argon or krypton gas between panes- to block heat transfer...if your house is even a few years old or youre currently building, its worth considering window replacement...
do your part...these treatments are admittedly pricey, and the payback period can last as long as 15 to 20 years...but if superwindows were in full use nationwide, the U.S. could save four million barrels of oil and gas PER DAY.
ciao ciao
hpro
contemporary "superwindows" employ high-tech solutions- double panes, low emissivity glazing, argon or krypton gas between panes- to block heat transfer...if your house is even a few years old or youre currently building, its worth considering window replacement...
do your part...these treatments are admittedly pricey, and the payback period can last as long as 15 to 20 years...but if superwindows were in full use nationwide, the U.S. could save four million barrels of oil and gas PER DAY.
ciao ciao
hpro
Did You Know That Today...
...in 1981 smart and savvy shopper Virginia Campbell of Mountain Home, Idaho took her coupons and rebates to the store and bought $24,460 worth of groceries... She only paid 67 cents after all the discounts! um...whoah.
ciao ciao
hpro
ciao ciao
hpro
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Um, Guys?
ok...this one might have made me laugh out loud...um, loudly...
what the!?
HAAHAHAHAHAHA!
ciao ciao
hpro
what the!?
HAAHAHAHAHAHA!
ciao ciao
hpro
Oh My...
um...field trip?
lol
everybody turn in their permission slips? oh good. come on kids!
lol
ciao ciao
hpro
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
One More...
one more that i really liked today...
Never be afraid to "try your hand" because you don't
want to make a mistake or not do something
"right." Success in life comes from being willing to move
into Unchartered Territory.
Always remember: Life begins at the end of your
Comfort Zone.
so true!!!!
now go be brave!
ciao ciao
hpro
Never be afraid to "try your hand" because you don't
want to make a mistake or not do something
"right." Success in life comes from being willing to move
into Unchartered Territory.
Always remember: Life begins at the end of your
Comfort Zone.
so true!!!!
now go be brave!
ciao ciao
hpro
Good Stuff...
remember this guys...and know that it is true...
"The goodness of the Universe is not limited. When something
'looks as if' it is running out, do not fret. This, or something better, is on its way. Sufficiency is the natural order of things. Good never runs out -- although it may change form."
-Neale Donald Walsch
ciao ciao
hpro
"The goodness of the Universe is not limited. When something
'looks as if' it is running out, do not fret. This, or something better, is on its way. Sufficiency is the natural order of things. Good never runs out -- although it may change form."
-Neale Donald Walsch
ciao ciao
hpro
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
some offices are notorious for a near-plague of printed announcements and notices...to save paper, consign less-than urgent memos to bulletin-board poasting, or issue them via email...
good idea...
ciao ciao
hpro
some offices are notorious for a near-plague of printed announcements and notices...to save paper, consign less-than urgent memos to bulletin-board poasting, or issue them via email...
good idea...
ciao ciao
hpro
Friday, June 20, 2008
Love It...
um...this one might have just put me in a fabulous mood...LOLOLOL
there is nothing like getting kicked in the face and knocked off your swing like a soccer ball...nothing better i say...for my amusement...lolol
ciao ciao
hpro
there is nothing like getting kicked in the face and knocked off your swing like a soccer ball...nothing better i say...for my amusement...lolol
ciao ciao
hpro
CAREFUL!!
um...cant you just smell something about to go wrong?!?! lololol
oh spidey...
lol
ciao ciao
hpro
oh spidey...
lol
ciao ciao
hpro
Really?!!?
um...today, i paid...
$5.00/gallon for f**king gas...
are you kidding me?!?
wow.
ciao ciao
hpro
Tony After Parties...
did u guys watch the tonys? well check out the [title of show] peeps getting you into the after parties...very funny...um and my favorite line "weve never been to the tony awards...and tonight, is no exception" HAAHAH...love it...
check it out here...
http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1612750461/bctid1618618683
lol
ciao ciao
hpro
check it out here...
http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1612750461/bctid1618618683
lol
ciao ciao
hpro
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
a painless way to reduce your driving - and fuel consumption, pollution, and greenhouse gas generation that it entails - is to think about all the errands you need to take care of before you get behind the wheel and plan accordingly...one ride covering a half-dozen stops can cut out 5 additional trips...
good idea...im usually a pretty poor planner when it comes to that kind of thing, but i will definitely make a much bigger effort.
ciao ciao
hpro
a painless way to reduce your driving - and fuel consumption, pollution, and greenhouse gas generation that it entails - is to think about all the errands you need to take care of before you get behind the wheel and plan accordingly...one ride covering a half-dozen stops can cut out 5 additional trips...
good idea...im usually a pretty poor planner when it comes to that kind of thing, but i will definitely make a much bigger effort.
ciao ciao
hpro
So You Think You Can Judge?
um, yeah...so did you watch So You Think You Can Dance last night?!!!?!
just do me a favor and watch this...
ok...
now watch this...
now please explain to me why marquise went home last night...
ridiculous...
glad they got rid of tacky out of her league susie...she never should have been there in the first place...
anyway, i think they really got it wrong last night with the boys...boo.
if you arent watching, you need to be...its one of the best on tv...
ciao ciao
hpro
next week i will be putting up clips from the couples performances...
just do me a favor and watch this...
ok...
now watch this...
now please explain to me why marquise went home last night...
ridiculous...
glad they got rid of tacky out of her league susie...she never should have been there in the first place...
anyway, i think they really got it wrong last night with the boys...boo.
if you arent watching, you need to be...its one of the best on tv...
ciao ciao
hpro
next week i will be putting up clips from the couples performances...
Thursday, June 19, 2008
HeeHee...
A man and his wife were awoken at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
HEEHEE
ciao ciao
hpro
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
HEEHEE
ciao ciao
hpro
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
when youre spending time at national or state parks - or any natural tourist spot- stick to paths laid out for visitors...otherwise you risk environmental damage like increased erosion, habitat degradation, and injury to rare plant species...
good to know...
ciao ciao
hpro
when youre spending time at national or state parks - or any natural tourist spot- stick to paths laid out for visitors...otherwise you risk environmental damage like increased erosion, habitat degradation, and injury to rare plant species...
good to know...
ciao ciao
hpro
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Yup...
"You must be the change you wish to see in the world."
-Mohandas Gandhi
so very true...
ciao ciao
hpro
-Mohandas Gandhi
so very true...
ciao ciao
hpro
www.screeninglog.com
have you been over to see my latest article in my column "What You Should Rent This Week, and What You Shouldn't" ?
get on over there!
http://www.screeninglog.com/journal/author/hprovost
and if you want something reviewed before you waste your time renting it, just leave it in the comments section...
http://www.screeninglog.com/journal/author/hprovost
ciao ciao
hpro
get on over there!
http://www.screeninglog.com/journal/author/hprovost
and if you want something reviewed before you waste your time renting it, just leave it in the comments section...
http://www.screeninglog.com/journal/author/hprovost
ciao ciao
hpro
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
the frigid settings of our public thermostats are a grave source of energy waste...while you cant control the excess at your local mall, you can strike a balance between comfort and conservation by air-conditioning your living space to a pleasant 78 degrees...
ciao ciao
hpro
the frigid settings of our public thermostats are a grave source of energy waste...while you cant control the excess at your local mall, you can strike a balance between comfort and conservation by air-conditioning your living space to a pleasant 78 degrees...
ciao ciao
hpro
Monday, June 16, 2008
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
no need to use paper towels to pat your salad greens dry...a salad spinner is an inexpensive, simple, human powered gadget that does the job without producing needless waste...
so there ya go...and now that summers here...i sure am eating a lot more salads...
ciao ciao
hpro
no need to use paper towels to pat your salad greens dry...a salad spinner is an inexpensive, simple, human powered gadget that does the job without producing needless waste...
so there ya go...and now that summers here...i sure am eating a lot more salads...
ciao ciao
hpro
Friday, June 13, 2008
Ummm...
ummm...so i went to visit my friend at her office building, and when i approached the door, i saw this sign...lolol what the!?
HAHAHA...i cant make this stuff up...welcome to my life...
thank God for camera phones is all im sayin...
i can now provide documentation of the ridiculousness i encounter on a regular day to day basis...
the poor buzzard...even hes feelin' the pain of this recession we are in...like so many people in this country, hes not workin' either...
get peta on the line...maybe they can help...
ciao ciao
hpro
HAHAHA...i cant make this stuff up...welcome to my life...
thank God for camera phones is all im sayin...
i can now provide documentation of the ridiculousness i encounter on a regular day to day basis...
the poor buzzard...even hes feelin' the pain of this recession we are in...like so many people in this country, hes not workin' either...
get peta on the line...maybe they can help...
ciao ciao
hpro
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
a steak might be an american institution, but it comes with a side of environmental costs...central and south american forests are being cut or burned down to provide pasture...effluent from feedlots pollutes land and waters, and each cow produces 300 liters of methade - a greenhouse gas - every day...consider reducing the amount of meat you eat (or cut it out entirely, and be a vegetarian like me :) while cows arent problematic in and of themselves, modern mass-farming methods take a toll...
so there ya go...
ciao ciao
hpro
a steak might be an american institution, but it comes with a side of environmental costs...central and south american forests are being cut or burned down to provide pasture...effluent from feedlots pollutes land and waters, and each cow produces 300 liters of methade - a greenhouse gas - every day...consider reducing the amount of meat you eat (or cut it out entirely, and be a vegetarian like me :) while cows arent problematic in and of themselves, modern mass-farming methods take a toll...
so there ya go...
ciao ciao
hpro
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
[title of show] Opening Night Outfit...
so ive been trying to find the perfect dress/outfit to wear to the [title of show] opening...and i think ive found it you guys...im so excited...
and i DEFINITELY know what im doing with my hair...
i think a helicopter hairdo is perfect for that night...it is a Broadway musical afterall...and there was that one show with the solo saxophones and helicopters you know...
and here is my dress! are you sitting down, cuz this will blow you away...
what do you think?!! Dont you love it??
now granted i am not preggers as is the lovely model wearing MY dress...but i figure, if i eat enough carbs and krispy cremes leading up to the big night, i could have a pretty big ass bloat bump to show off as well...
silver isnt my best color...but if i get it in a deep garnet...i will be unstoppable...
im thinkin' that with my helicopter hairdo and my fierce big ass bloat bump dress (in garnet)...whoah...im prolly gonna need to hire security to keep the men off...
dont hate...
ciao ciao
hpro
and i DEFINITELY know what im doing with my hair...
i think a helicopter hairdo is perfect for that night...it is a Broadway musical afterall...and there was that one show with the solo saxophones and helicopters you know...
and here is my dress! are you sitting down, cuz this will blow you away...
what do you think?!! Dont you love it??
now granted i am not preggers as is the lovely model wearing MY dress...but i figure, if i eat enough carbs and krispy cremes leading up to the big night, i could have a pretty big ass bloat bump to show off as well...
silver isnt my best color...but if i get it in a deep garnet...i will be unstoppable...
im thinkin' that with my helicopter hairdo and my fierce big ass bloat bump dress (in garnet)...whoah...im prolly gonna need to hire security to keep the men off...
dont hate...
ciao ciao
hpro
Nice...lol
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
--Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
lolololol
ciao ciao
hpro
--Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
lolololol
ciao ciao
hpro
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
many heating/ventilating/air conditioning systems in commercial buildings include an economizer feature that brings in air when it's cooler on the outside...in many offices, you cant open the windows, but you can talk to the building manager about using the economizer to save energy...
ciao ciao
hpro
many heating/ventilating/air conditioning systems in commercial buildings include an economizer feature that brings in air when it's cooler on the outside...in many offices, you cant open the windows, but you can talk to the building manager about using the economizer to save energy...
ciao ciao
hpro
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Think About It...
these guys over at brave new films are puttin' out some good stuff...the kind of stuff people NEED to see...
just sayin...
ciao ciao
hpro
just sayin...
ciao ciao
hpro
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
a worthwhile alternative to simply condemning an old car to the junkyard is donation to charity...many will pick up the car, even towing it if it's not drivable...some will recondition it for sale at auction; others may use it for their own charitable business...either way, your gift entitles you to a tax deduction...
do your part... the salvation army and habitat for humanity are two of many organizations that accept gifts of used cars...
ciao ciao
hpro
a worthwhile alternative to simply condemning an old car to the junkyard is donation to charity...many will pick up the car, even towing it if it's not drivable...some will recondition it for sale at auction; others may use it for their own charitable business...either way, your gift entitles you to a tax deduction...
do your part... the salvation army and habitat for humanity are two of many organizations that accept gifts of used cars...
ciao ciao
hpro
Monday, June 9, 2008
Where's the Quality Stuff?! lol
ok, so i know weve had a bit of a dry spell in the fabulous television viewing section of our lives...but its about to get a lot better...trust me...
Nashville Star premieres tonight on NBC...i dont know if you guys ever watched this one when it was on cable...but i sure did...even if you arent that big a fan of country music, i think you will still like this one...it actually made me really enjoy the genre...the talent is usually pretty great..and these guys write their own stuff, play their own instruments and whatnot...its good stuff...so give it a shot...
Big Brother will be here soon...and then all of our troubles will disappear...lol
some fabulous japanese game shows are headed our way...that will be fun...
Americas Best Dance Crew is back...woohoo!!
The Next Food Network Star...anyone? well you should be!
Legally Blonde: The Search for the Next Elle Woods? uh, yeah...not impressed with too many of them right about now, but it is thoroughly entertaining...
my point is, hang in there...there is light at the end of this tunnel...lol...really?? a reality tv show drought?! lol...cripes...who woulda thunk...lol remember those weeks when our tivos were completely overbooked?? lol ahh, those quality reality shows we all hate - i mean love...im not ashamed...
ok. maybe a little ashamed...
lol
ciao ciao
hpro
Nashville Star premieres tonight on NBC...i dont know if you guys ever watched this one when it was on cable...but i sure did...even if you arent that big a fan of country music, i think you will still like this one...it actually made me really enjoy the genre...the talent is usually pretty great..and these guys write their own stuff, play their own instruments and whatnot...its good stuff...so give it a shot...
Big Brother will be here soon...and then all of our troubles will disappear...lol
some fabulous japanese game shows are headed our way...that will be fun...
Americas Best Dance Crew is back...woohoo!!
The Next Food Network Star...anyone? well you should be!
Legally Blonde: The Search for the Next Elle Woods? uh, yeah...not impressed with too many of them right about now, but it is thoroughly entertaining...
my point is, hang in there...there is light at the end of this tunnel...lol...really?? a reality tv show drought?! lol...cripes...who woulda thunk...lol remember those weeks when our tivos were completely overbooked?? lol ahh, those quality reality shows we all hate - i mean love...im not ashamed...
ok. maybe a little ashamed...
lol
ciao ciao
hpro
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
a manual reel mower saves your share of the fuel Americans consume each year in cutting their lawns...it provides a little workout every time you use it, and reduces neighborhood noise pollution as well...
do your part... fifty-four million americans mow their lawns each weekend...they use 800 million gallons of gasoline annually, producing 5% of the nations air pollution...with your reel mower, you can keep 80 pounds of CO2 out of the air each year...
its a great workout you guys!
ciao ciao
hpro
a manual reel mower saves your share of the fuel Americans consume each year in cutting their lawns...it provides a little workout every time you use it, and reduces neighborhood noise pollution as well...
do your part... fifty-four million americans mow their lawns each weekend...they use 800 million gallons of gasoline annually, producing 5% of the nations air pollution...with your reel mower, you can keep 80 pounds of CO2 out of the air each year...
its a great workout you guys!
ciao ciao
hpro
Friday, June 6, 2008
What Do You Think of This One?
"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
-John Fitzgerald Kennedy
ooooh...
ciao ciao
hpro
-John Fitzgerald Kennedy
ooooh...
ciao ciao
hpro
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
replace all your outdoor lights with self-charging solar lights...they're ideal for garden path luminaires, security floodlights, and patio lighting...
cool.
ciao ciao
hpro
replace all your outdoor lights with self-charging solar lights...they're ideal for garden path luminaires, security floodlights, and patio lighting...
cool.
ciao ciao
hpro
Love This...
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle...when 24 hours in a
day are not enough...remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee...i sure need to these days...
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of
him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty
mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the
students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar He
shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf
balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of
course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was
full. The students responded with an unanimous 'yes.'
The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured
the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the
sand. The students laughed.
'Now,' said the professor as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to recognize
that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important
things---your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite
passions---and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life
would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and
your car.
The sand is everything else---the small stuff. 'If you put the sand into the
jar first,' he continued, 'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.
The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff
you wi ll never have room for the things that are important to you. 'Pay
attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Spend time with
your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take time
to get medical checkups. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There
will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal Take care of the
golf balls first---the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest
is just sand.'
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented
The professor smiled and said, 'I'm glad you asked.'
The coffee just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's
always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.'
i love that...and its so true...priorities, priorities...
life is too short to not have them in the right order...
ciao ciao
hpro
day are not enough...remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee...i sure need to these days...
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of
him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty
mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the
students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar He
shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf
balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of
course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was
full. The students responded with an unanimous 'yes.'
The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured
the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the
sand. The students laughed.
'Now,' said the professor as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to recognize
that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important
things---your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite
passions---and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life
would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and
your car.
The sand is everything else---the small stuff. 'If you put the sand into the
jar first,' he continued, 'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.
The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff
you wi ll never have room for the things that are important to you. 'Pay
attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Spend time with
your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take time
to get medical checkups. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There
will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal Take care of the
golf balls first---the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest
is just sand.'
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented
The professor smiled and said, 'I'm glad you asked.'
The coffee just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's
always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.'
i love that...and its so true...priorities, priorities...
life is too short to not have them in the right order...
ciao ciao
hpro
Thursday, June 5, 2008
CAREFUL!!!
this will wake you up this morning...
oh. my. lolol
didnt he have his blocking mapped out before he started taping?! cripes...bet he does now...lol
ciao ciao
hpro
oh. my. lolol
didnt he have his blocking mapped out before he started taping?! cripes...bet he does now...lol
ciao ciao
hpro
Super Creative...
Vin Di Bona Productions has acquired the rights to the Japanese competition series Masquerade from Nippon TV, which has been on the air in that country since 1979...
Competitors perform live acts with the help of "invisible" people dressed to blend into the background or act as props all in the effort to trick the eye...
i hope it comes here...it really forces people to be super creative...i dig it...lol
check this out...
pretty cool, right? and so entertaining...
ciao ciao
hpro
thanx cynthia@cynopsis
Competitors perform live acts with the help of "invisible" people dressed to blend into the background or act as props all in the effort to trick the eye...
i hope it comes here...it really forces people to be super creative...i dig it...lol
check this out...
pretty cool, right? and so entertaining...
ciao ciao
hpro
thanx cynthia@cynopsis
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
around 17 percent of the cars on the road have gas caps that need attention, and the evaporation from the tanks of those autos accounts for 147 million gallons of wasted gas a year...whoah...
if the gas cap on your car is damaged, loose, or missing, take time to visit the auto parts store and fix it...evaporation wastes gas and adds to air pollution...
good to know...
ciao ciao
hpro
around 17 percent of the cars on the road have gas caps that need attention, and the evaporation from the tanks of those autos accounts for 147 million gallons of wasted gas a year...whoah...
if the gas cap on your car is damaged, loose, or missing, take time to visit the auto parts store and fix it...evaporation wastes gas and adds to air pollution...
good to know...
ciao ciao
hpro
Cool...
today in 1752, Benjamin Franklin flew a kite for the first time to demonstrate that lightning was a form of electricity...
very cool...
ciao ciao
hpro
very cool...
ciao ciao
hpro
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
It's Time...
so, it looks like obama is our democratic nominee...what do you guys think?...as always, you know i have a very strong opinion...this would be it...
therefore...
so clearly...
time to unite...
yes. we can.
ciao ciao
hpro
(an edwards democrat)
therefore...
so clearly...
time to unite...
yes. we can.
ciao ciao
hpro
(an edwards democrat)
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
anyone whos ever worked in catering or event planning can tell you that after the partying is done, the cleaning up begins - and the rows of garbage bags start to accumulate...want to reduce the environmental impact of your wedding? send invitations on recycled paper (or via e-mail); arrange for digital photos; wear a treasured family gown in place of a new one; ask guests to donate to environmental causes in lieu of gifts (especially if you already have the household goods you need); and select a caterer who serves organic foods.
sounds good...digital pics are all the rage anyway, vintage is always in, and who really needs that third blender, right? right.
ciao ciao
hpro
anyone whos ever worked in catering or event planning can tell you that after the partying is done, the cleaning up begins - and the rows of garbage bags start to accumulate...want to reduce the environmental impact of your wedding? send invitations on recycled paper (or via e-mail); arrange for digital photos; wear a treasured family gown in place of a new one; ask guests to donate to environmental causes in lieu of gifts (especially if you already have the household goods you need); and select a caterer who serves organic foods.
sounds good...digital pics are all the rage anyway, vintage is always in, and who really needs that third blender, right? right.
ciao ciao
hpro
[title of show]
here is the latest installment of the [title of show] show...get your tickets now, my friends...opening july 17th on Broadway!! previews start july 5th...you wont wanna miss it...its smart, its hilarious, and its ORIGINAL...
click here to get your tickets... http://www.telecharge.com/BehindTheCurtain.aspx?prodid=6511
hope your day is a fabulous one...
see you in julyceum...
ciao ciao
hpro
click here to get your tickets... http://www.telecharge.com/BehindTheCurtain.aspx?prodid=6511
hope your day is a fabulous one...
see you in julyceum...
ciao ciao
hpro
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
I Love Animals...
think you guys will enjoy this...
made me a little teary, i must say...
ciao ciao
hpro
made me a little teary, i must say...
ciao ciao
hpro
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
scanners have become a common office appliance, but in many offices, they're used only occasionally...switch yours off when its not in use...scanners in networks can be switched off outside working hours...
flip the switch...
ciao ciao
hpro
scanners have become a common office appliance, but in many offices, they're used only occasionally...switch yours off when its not in use...scanners in networks can be switched off outside working hours...
flip the switch...
ciao ciao
hpro
Monday, June 2, 2008
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
it goes without saying that you eliminate your car's exhaust fumes and greenhouse exhalations when you ride a bike...but avoid purchasing a second car altogether, and youre also saving a lot on the manufacturing side...with the amount of energy it takes to make one car, a hundred bicycles can be made...
do your part... look for cycling tips at the League of American Bicyclists website (youll have to cut and paste today, im still having link issues, sorry :) www.bikeleague.org/resources/better/beginningcycling.php
think of the fabulous shape we could all be in, too!
ciao ciao
hpro
it goes without saying that you eliminate your car's exhaust fumes and greenhouse exhalations when you ride a bike...but avoid purchasing a second car altogether, and youre also saving a lot on the manufacturing side...with the amount of energy it takes to make one car, a hundred bicycles can be made...
do your part... look for cycling tips at the League of American Bicyclists website (youll have to cut and paste today, im still having link issues, sorry :) www.bikeleague.org/resources/better/beginningcycling.php
think of the fabulous shape we could all be in, too!
ciao ciao
hpro
Sunday, June 1, 2008
Treat People Well, Is All I'm Sayin...
You can easily judge the character of others by how they treat those who they think can do nothing for them...
how true is that?! and for those of us in los angeles...uh, yeah...it REALLY hits home, right?
be good to people.
ciao ciao
hpro
thanks pp
how true is that?! and for those of us in los angeles...uh, yeah...it REALLY hits home, right?
be good to people.
ciao ciao
hpro
thanks pp
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
its best to water your lawn or garden before 8 a.m. or after 6 p.m....doing so at midday sacrifices as much as 30 percent of your water to evaporation...avoid watering on windy days, and break your watering into short segments...lawns absorb water better in three ten-minute spells than in one half-hour stretch...
makes sense to me...
do your part...
ciao ciao
hpro
its best to water your lawn or garden before 8 a.m. or after 6 p.m....doing so at midday sacrifices as much as 30 percent of your water to evaporation...avoid watering on windy days, and break your watering into short segments...lawns absorb water better in three ten-minute spells than in one half-hour stretch...
makes sense to me...
do your part...
ciao ciao
hpro
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Hmph...
i know i havent posted any environmental tips of the day for a bit...and im so glad that you guys actually like reading them! that makes me happy...and thank you for letting me know...
I promise you will have an environmental tip of the day by sunday! im so sorry there havent been any...thank you for your patience...i know this week has been a bit lame...production weeks can be tough...
as soon as i am back home, i will help you all be environmentally aware yet again...in the meantime, recycle your crap, don't throw your garbage on the ground, don't waste water when you brush your damn teeth, switch out your lightbulbs to the good kinds, get some of those fabric bags to do your grocery shopping...and please tell the conservative republican you may have in your life that there is INDEED a damn problem, and that global warming does in fact exist. whoah...guess there was an environmental tip in me today afterall...lolol
the show im directing opens this saturday...send lots of fabulous energy...
take care of yourselves, and our earth...
holla!
ciao ciao
hpro
I promise you will have an environmental tip of the day by sunday! im so sorry there havent been any...thank you for your patience...i know this week has been a bit lame...production weeks can be tough...
as soon as i am back home, i will help you all be environmentally aware yet again...in the meantime, recycle your crap, don't throw your garbage on the ground, don't waste water when you brush your damn teeth, switch out your lightbulbs to the good kinds, get some of those fabric bags to do your grocery shopping...and please tell the conservative republican you may have in your life that there is INDEED a damn problem, and that global warming does in fact exist. whoah...guess there was an environmental tip in me today afterall...lolol
the show im directing opens this saturday...send lots of fabulous energy...
take care of yourselves, and our earth...
holla!
ciao ciao
hpro
www.screeninglog.com
get on over to screeninglog for my latest review...
heres the link to my column.. you will have to copy and paste it today, cuz for some reason my link maker thing on my puter is not working... http://www.screeninglog.com/journal/author/hprovost
What You Should Rent and What You Shouldn't...go get the scoop...
ciao ciao
hpro
heres the link to my column.. you will have to copy and paste it today, cuz for some reason my link maker thing on my puter is not working... http://www.screeninglog.com/journal/author/hprovost
What You Should Rent and What You Shouldn't...go get the scoop...
ciao ciao
hpro
Sorry...
sorry ive been kinda m.i.a. this week...im directing a show, and this is production week...so bear with me...its a little hectic...
i hope you are all watching SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE...
ciao ciao
hpro
i hope you are all watching SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE...
ciao ciao
hpro
Uht..
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at
the White House.
The attractive young waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he
replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit." "And what can I get
for you, Mr. President?"
George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his trademark wink And
slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"
''Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims. "How rude! You're starting to
act like President Clinton," and then she storms away.
Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers "It's pronounced 'quiche.'"
AHHAHAHAHA
have a fabulous day!!
ciao ciao
hpro
the White House.
The attractive young waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he
replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit." "And what can I get
for you, Mr. President?"
George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his trademark wink And
slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"
''Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims. "How rude! You're starting to
act like President Clinton," and then she storms away.
Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers "It's pronounced 'quiche.'"
AHHAHAHAHA
have a fabulous day!!
ciao ciao
hpro
Monday, May 26, 2008
Memorial Day...
Hope you all have a great and safe Memorial Day...
take a second today to just say "thank you"....and really think about what today is for :)
ciao ciao
hpro
take a second today to just say "thank you"....and really think about what today is for :)
ciao ciao
hpro
Friday, May 23, 2008
So You Think You Can Dance...
ok...so did you watch 'so you think you can dance" last night?? i LOVE this show...set your tivos if you havent already...
check out this guy...he is UNBELIEVABLE...
for those of you who did watch it...um, clearly we all need to fight racism against tall people...and their uh, ugly pants...
lolol...what the?! love it...
ciao ciao
hpro
check out this guy...he is UNBELIEVABLE...
for those of you who did watch it...um, clearly we all need to fight racism against tall people...and their uh, ugly pants...
lolol...what the?! love it...
ciao ciao
hpro
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
the old recommendation that leftover and expired medicines be flushed down the toilet has been superseded...the EPA says many drugs are unchanged by wastewater treatment, so they may harm fish and encourage development of drug-resistant germs...finishing all of a medicine eliminates the issue, and it's almost always recommended by the prescribing doctor...you can also check whether your local hazardous waste program will accept expired medicines...
so while youre at home in the middle of a big drug bust and youre about to flush all of that coke down the toilet...please think twice about what youre doing to the environment. thank you.
:)
ciao ciao
hpro
the old recommendation that leftover and expired medicines be flushed down the toilet has been superseded...the EPA says many drugs are unchanged by wastewater treatment, so they may harm fish and encourage development of drug-resistant germs...finishing all of a medicine eliminates the issue, and it's almost always recommended by the prescribing doctor...you can also check whether your local hazardous waste program will accept expired medicines...
so while youre at home in the middle of a big drug bust and youre about to flush all of that coke down the toilet...please think twice about what youre doing to the environment. thank you.
:)
ciao ciao
hpro
Thursday, May 22, 2008
American Idol Finale...
so david cook is the new american idol...i did indeed call it...yay for him!!! he is quite a talented guy...i hope he goes on to great stuff...
speaking of great stuff...lets talk about those performances last night...LOLOL
wow...pretty bad...
why was randy dressed like a captain kangaroo campbell's soup can?
gawkward brooke...augh...as my friend brian pointed out, i love it when the super religious girl is singing "she works hard for the money"...lol
and the sayscreecha and seal number? never wanted to club a seal before...till last night...
do i really even need to say anything about those "up with people" group numbers? augh...lol
but my favorite...what was going on with cruella deville last night?? did anyone else notice how super uncomfortable she was?? was she drunk?? lolol...if she wasn't, maybe she shoulda been...she was a mess!
the best part of the night was this...
hysterical...lolol
um, and is it just me?...but does anyone else think "huh?" when it comes to the jonas brothers?...and i couldnt understand one damn word of their whole song except for "s.o.s"....um, and i was needin' to send one out after that performance...i just dont get it...
anyway...glad cook won.
CAN'T WAIT for so you think you can dance tonight!!!! yippee!!!
ciao ciao
hpro
speaking of great stuff...lets talk about those performances last night...LOLOL
wow...pretty bad...
why was randy dressed like a captain kangaroo campbell's soup can?
gawkward brooke...augh...as my friend brian pointed out, i love it when the super religious girl is singing "she works hard for the money"...lol
and the sayscreecha and seal number? never wanted to club a seal before...till last night...
do i really even need to say anything about those "up with people" group numbers? augh...lol
but my favorite...what was going on with cruella deville last night?? did anyone else notice how super uncomfortable she was?? was she drunk?? lolol...if she wasn't, maybe she shoulda been...she was a mess!
the best part of the night was this...
hysterical...lolol
um, and is it just me?...but does anyone else think "huh?" when it comes to the jonas brothers?...and i couldnt understand one damn word of their whole song except for "s.o.s"....um, and i was needin' to send one out after that performance...i just dont get it...
anyway...glad cook won.
CAN'T WAIT for so you think you can dance tonight!!!! yippee!!!
ciao ciao
hpro
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
soaker hoses enable you to apply irrigation water directly to the roots of your plants...their delivery system is more efficient than sprinklers, which wastewater through evaporation, spreading the spray through the air...
do your part... soaker hoses can reduce water waste by as much as 70 percent...
whoah.
ciao ciao
hpro
soaker hoses enable you to apply irrigation water directly to the roots of your plants...their delivery system is more efficient than sprinklers, which wastewater through evaporation, spreading the spray through the air...
do your part... soaker hoses can reduce water waste by as much as 70 percent...
whoah.
ciao ciao
hpro
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Very Interesting...
just found a site you should tell all of your friends about...
www.therealmccain.com
its a good one...
and check this out...its just one of a bunch of great videos Brave New Films has made...
scary...come on americans...do the right thing...
as my mother said... "i dont care if the democrats have MICKEY MOUSE on the ballot, im voting democrat in the upcoming election. NO MORE of this crap."
i couldnt agree more...
better off after the last 8 years??!! does anyone else find this remark as disgusting as i do!?
ciao ciao
hpro
www.therealmccain.com
its a good one...
and check this out...its just one of a bunch of great videos Brave New Films has made...
scary...come on americans...do the right thing...
as my mother said... "i dont care if the democrats have MICKEY MOUSE on the ballot, im voting democrat in the upcoming election. NO MORE of this crap."
i couldnt agree more...
better off after the last 8 years??!! does anyone else find this remark as disgusting as i do!?
ciao ciao
hpro
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
its not too late to get started on a vegetable garden..come late summer, youll be enjoying the freshest beans, onions, and tomatoes available. And theres added satisfaction in knowing that you grew them without pesticides or synthetic fertilizers, and that it didnt take a drop of fuel to bring them to your doorstep...
a study from colorado state university says that if you account for the material costs of producing vegetables for mass consumption, home gardening yields a twentyfold increase in value...
whoah.
ciao ciao
hpro
its not too late to get started on a vegetable garden..come late summer, youll be enjoying the freshest beans, onions, and tomatoes available. And theres added satisfaction in knowing that you grew them without pesticides or synthetic fertilizers, and that it didnt take a drop of fuel to bring them to your doorstep...
a study from colorado state university says that if you account for the material costs of producing vegetables for mass consumption, home gardening yields a twentyfold increase in value...
whoah.
ciao ciao
hpro
Idol Finale...
Idol finale tonight!! are you excited??! woohoo...yeah, me neither...
this is the conversation i had with my mother...
mom: So are you excited to watch idol tonight? i am.
me: I guess...well, not really.
mom: do you really think people are gonna vote for that munchkin?
me: lol...um...
mom: i mean who is gonna look at that pipsqueaks concert?
me: uh, "look" at his concert, ma?
mom: yeah, you know what i mean.
me: and you would wanna go look at david cooks concert?
mom: sure i would. ive liked him from the beginning. i would definitely go see him in concert.
me: oh really? i mean, i knew you liked him on idol, singing all those songs, i just didn't think...well you dont strike me as the type who would like the kind of music he'll probably make...
mom: oh sure i would.
me: wow.
mom: and i especially like his look now that they fixed him up.
me: oh whoah...his "look"...right...no more backhead to fronthead combover
mom: exactly.
me: wow, didn't know you were such a hardcore fan.
mom: sure i am.
lolol
oh my.
lol
so there you have it...i think david cook should win...though i think its better for both of their careers if he doesnt...
ciao ciao
hpro
this is the conversation i had with my mother...
mom: So are you excited to watch idol tonight? i am.
me: I guess...well, not really.
mom: do you really think people are gonna vote for that munchkin?
me: lol...um...
mom: i mean who is gonna look at that pipsqueaks concert?
me: uh, "look" at his concert, ma?
mom: yeah, you know what i mean.
me: and you would wanna go look at david cooks concert?
mom: sure i would. ive liked him from the beginning. i would definitely go see him in concert.
me: oh really? i mean, i knew you liked him on idol, singing all those songs, i just didn't think...well you dont strike me as the type who would like the kind of music he'll probably make...
mom: oh sure i would.
me: wow.
mom: and i especially like his look now that they fixed him up.
me: oh whoah...his "look"...right...no more backhead to fronthead combover
mom: exactly.
me: wow, didn't know you were such a hardcore fan.
mom: sure i am.
lolol
oh my.
lol
so there you have it...i think david cook should win...though i think its better for both of their careers if he doesnt...
ciao ciao
hpro
Just a Thought...
"Thinking is easy, acting is difficult, and to put one's thoughts into action is the most difficult thing in the world."
- Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
word.
ciao ciao
hpro
- Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
word.
ciao ciao
hpro
Screeninglog.com
head on over to http://www.screeninglog.com/journal/author/hprovost for my latest review, kids...
oh, and if you go to www.screeninglog.com and scroll down a little, you will see a fabulous new banner that will link you to my column "What You Should Rent This Week, and What You Shouldn't"...
just click on my FACE...lol
it looks like this...
have at it...
ciao ciao
hpro
oh, and if you go to www.screeninglog.com and scroll down a little, you will see a fabulous new banner that will link you to my column "What You Should Rent This Week, and What You Shouldn't"...
just click on my FACE...lol
it looks like this...
have at it...
ciao ciao
hpro
Dancing With The Stars Finale...
um...sooo...dancing with the remember when we were stars last night...the finale...
what'd ya think? here are their freestyle performances from last night...
as for my moms favorite, jason...boo...i thought their freestyle was terrible...augh, the choreography was horrendous...um, and edyta danced in her bathing suit and a necklace...and spats...she always loves to have her little legwarmers or ankle warmers...lol
really? did she need to rip his shirt off at the end? i guess...so then we could forget that we just had to watch edyta try to do hip-hop kinda stuff...i just didn't think they were good at all...have you guys figured out whos doing it in real life yet??...uh, yeah...moving on...
Cristian and cheryl...they did a good job...wasnt that exciting...but it was fine...
kristi and mark...if they dont win...something is really screwed up...
so, my call is kristi...a woman hasn't won in 5 seasons...this one better...
and she didn't even have to rip off her shirt to be great...oh my GOD, what if she had? HAHAHAHHAHA
ciao ciao
hpro
what'd ya think? here are their freestyle performances from last night...
as for my moms favorite, jason...boo...i thought their freestyle was terrible...augh, the choreography was horrendous...um, and edyta danced in her bathing suit and a necklace...and spats...she always loves to have her little legwarmers or ankle warmers...lol
really? did she need to rip his shirt off at the end? i guess...so then we could forget that we just had to watch edyta try to do hip-hop kinda stuff...i just didn't think they were good at all...have you guys figured out whos doing it in real life yet??...uh, yeah...moving on...
Cristian and cheryl...they did a good job...wasnt that exciting...but it was fine...
kristi and mark...if they dont win...something is really screwed up...
so, my call is kristi...a woman hasn't won in 5 seasons...this one better...
and she didn't even have to rip off her shirt to be great...oh my GOD, what if she had? HAHAHAHHAHA
ciao ciao
hpro
Monday, May 19, 2008
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
ceiling fans make a big difference in air ciruculation...and the cost of heating and cooling...install one and save up to 40 percent on the cost of air-conditioning the room in summer...in winter, the fan can reduce heating costs by 10 percent, moving heated air from the ceiling, where it's wasted, to the floor...
hmmm...good idea.
ciao ciao
hpro
ceiling fans make a big difference in air ciruculation...and the cost of heating and cooling...install one and save up to 40 percent on the cost of air-conditioning the room in summer...in winter, the fan can reduce heating costs by 10 percent, moving heated air from the ceiling, where it's wasted, to the floor...
hmmm...good idea.
ciao ciao
hpro
Friday, May 16, 2008
Hee Hee...
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
BARACK OBAMA:The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN:My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON:When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......
DR. PHIL:The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
OPRAH:Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W. BUSH:We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL:Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.JOHN KERRY:Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
PAT BUCHANAN:To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART:No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS:Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not be en told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:To die in the rain. Alone.
BARBARA WALTERS:Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE:It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON:Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES:I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% .........reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON:I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS:Did I miss one?
DICK CHENEY:Where's my gun?
AL SHARPTON:Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
um, my personal favorite is this...
NANCY GRACE:That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
lolol
ciao ciao
hpro
thanks yannick
BARACK OBAMA:The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN:My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON:When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......
DR. PHIL:The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
OPRAH:Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W. BUSH:We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL:Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.JOHN KERRY:Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
PAT BUCHANAN:To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART:No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS:Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not be en told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:To die in the rain. Alone.
BARBARA WALTERS:Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE:It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON:Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES:I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% .........reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON:I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS:Did I miss one?
DICK CHENEY:Where's my gun?
AL SHARPTON:Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
um, my personal favorite is this...
NANCY GRACE:That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
lolol
ciao ciao
hpro
thanks yannick
Oh...just like...
...right in the face...
...like sayesha's pitch-free high notes on American Idol...
KABLAM!
and my left-side eyeball pops out...
lol
ciao ciao
hpro
Your Moment...
uh, yeah...so that show Moment of Truth...you know, the one that makes you super uncomfortable while watching...lol
well, nows your chance to be a part of all the fun!! lol...just saw the casting notice...
Casting Notice
Project Name: The Moment of Truth
Project Type: Game/Interactive
Rate/Compensation: Win up to $500,000
Role Role Type Gender/Age/Ethnicities Description/Note
Contestant Lead Male or Female / 25 to 40 / All Ethnicities We're looking for fun and energetic people who can TELL THE TRUTH!
uh, maybe it should say "...people who can TELL THE TRUTH! and are willing to ruin their lives and everybody elses they know...BUT you might be rich when you are done bull-dozing your loved ones...granted you will be completely alone, and a pariah...but you could very possibly be rich."
wish me luck!
LOLOL totally kidding...
ciao ciao
hpro
well, nows your chance to be a part of all the fun!! lol...just saw the casting notice...
Casting Notice
Project Name: The Moment of Truth
Project Type: Game/Interactive
Rate/Compensation: Win up to $500,000
Role Role Type Gender/Age/Ethnicities Description/Note
Contestant Lead Male or Female / 25 to 40 / All Ethnicities We're looking for fun and energetic people who can TELL THE TRUTH!
uh, maybe it should say "...people who can TELL THE TRUTH! and are willing to ruin their lives and everybody elses they know...BUT you might be rich when you are done bull-dozing your loved ones...granted you will be completely alone, and a pariah...but you could very possibly be rich."
wish me luck!
LOLOL totally kidding...
ciao ciao
hpro
See What You Think...
im sure a lot of you think "the secret" is a load of crapola...but i actually do believe in a lot of what it has to say...its not really a secret so much...words and thoughts have energy...so its always good to keep them positive i think...
anyway...i think this is a great video...it will get your, uh, vibrations up, if you will...lol...and it kinda feels like you might be on a ride at disney...
so just watch it and see what you think...it makes me feel good...
how'd it make you feel?
anything? (cricket cricket...)
nothing?...really?? even the dolphin leapings? cripes...lol
oh for crying out loud...i LIKE it....lol
and i am now sending positive damn energy throughout the universe!
lol
ciao ciao
hpro
anyway...i think this is a great video...it will get your, uh, vibrations up, if you will...lol...and it kinda feels like you might be on a ride at disney...
so just watch it and see what you think...it makes me feel good...
how'd it make you feel?
anything? (cricket cricket...)
nothing?...really?? even the dolphin leapings? cripes...lol
oh for crying out loud...i LIKE it....lol
and i am now sending positive damn energy throughout the universe!
lol
ciao ciao
hpro
I Liked This One...
"Real success is not on the stage, but off the stage as a human being,
and how you get along with your fellow man."
- SAMMY DAVIS JR.
and how you get along with your fellow man."
- SAMMY DAVIS JR.
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
every electronic transaction you make-direct deposit, automatic bill paying, online banking, e-marketing purchases, and online portfolio management-is a paper saver...
do your part...
ciao ciao
hpro
every electronic transaction you make-direct deposit, automatic bill paying, online banking, e-marketing purchases, and online portfolio management-is a paper saver...
do your part...
ciao ciao
hpro
Thursday, May 15, 2008
John Edwards...
so john edwards endorsed barack obama last night...
any thoughts?
it would be nice if that was the dem ticket i suppose...it is dream teamish i guess...
i hope they made a really fabulous deal...
do u think he got a jetski?
ciao ciao
hpro
any thoughts?
it would be nice if that was the dem ticket i suppose...it is dream teamish i guess...
i hope they made a really fabulous deal...
do u think he got a jetski?
ciao ciao
hpro
Thoughts?
so, annoying marissa is gone from dancing with the remember when we were stars...thank GOD.
kristi better win that damn thing...
and last night, on idol...sayscreecha (hah bri-love it) yippee!!! so glad she is finally gone...so sick of her just poppin' out high notes and not carin' where they land...um, usually right in my damn eye...good bye.
and as for the remaining two davids....um, yeah...i really just dont care anymore...
david cooks sound is sooo unique...i mean NOBODY on the radio sounds like him...NOT...lol...but hes talented...
david a. is now boring me...dead eyes...bored.
so i guess my pick is david cook....even though im not caring so much right about now...
any thoughts?
ciao ciao
hpro
kristi better win that damn thing...
and last night, on idol...sayscreecha (hah bri-love it) yippee!!! so glad she is finally gone...so sick of her just poppin' out high notes and not carin' where they land...um, usually right in my damn eye...good bye.
and as for the remaining two davids....um, yeah...i really just dont care anymore...
david cooks sound is sooo unique...i mean NOBODY on the radio sounds like him...NOT...lol...but hes talented...
david a. is now boring me...dead eyes...bored.
so i guess my pick is david cook....even though im not caring so much right about now...
any thoughts?
ciao ciao
hpro
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here you go...
with summer coming on, many families think about buying a new car...if youre among them, consider a hybrid, which cuts both fuel consumption and CO2 emissions...
the difference in lifetime greenhouse gas emissions is startling - 75 tons of carbon dioxide in 100,000 miles for a big SUV, 40 tons for a typical sedan, and 20 tons for a toyota prius...
its somethin' to think about it...
ciao ciao
hpro
with summer coming on, many families think about buying a new car...if youre among them, consider a hybrid, which cuts both fuel consumption and CO2 emissions...
the difference in lifetime greenhouse gas emissions is startling - 75 tons of carbon dioxide in 100,000 miles for a big SUV, 40 tons for a typical sedan, and 20 tons for a toyota prius...
its somethin' to think about it...
ciao ciao
hpro
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
"The goal of life is living in agreement with nature."
-Zeno
ciao ciao
hpro
-Zeno
ciao ciao
hpro
OOOHH!!
lol have you guys seen this yet?? i have never been a fan of sue simmons...maybe i am now...lolol
how embarrassing...
i love it...lolol
ciao ciao
hpro
how embarrassing...
i love it...lolol
ciao ciao
hpro
Monday, May 12, 2008
Dream Girl in Training...lol
OH. MY. GOD. this is so hysterical you guys...she is the cutest little munchkin ever...lolol....you need to hang in there for when she really starts to warm up...um, and make sure you listen for the falsetto, cuz i almost fell off of my chair laughing at that point...
that little scrunched up face when shes really beltin' it out!?!? lololol
and those last few really long notes!?!?? HAHAHHAHAHA...
i love it!!
ciao ciao
hpro
that little scrunched up face when shes really beltin' it out!?!? lololol
and those last few really long notes!?!?? HAHAHHAHAHA...
i love it!!
ciao ciao
hpro
Bounced The Hell Out...
sooo a 2-year-old girl was bouncing on a bed...and she bounced her little ass right out an open second-story window!! what the!?! how the!?!?
the toddler appears to have escaped with only cuts and bruises, authorities said. thank God...yeah, thank God, its safe to laugh now...lolol
Rescuers were called to the home at about 4 p.m. The little girl, who was not identified, was playing with two siblings...Her mother was at home; her father was at work, police said.
three little monkeys jumpin' on the bed...one got launched through the damn open window and almost broke her f-ing head...
In statement, the police said, "It is important to remember with warmer weather not to allow children to play near windows. Even window screens can give way leading to accidents. Do not place furniture under windows and do not open windows wide enough children can fit through." or get launched through...lol...cripes...
i couldnt find any good videos of babies getting shot off of beds and outta windows...so this will have to do...lol
im telling you....trampolines...and bed jumping near open windows...NEVER leads to anything good...
lol
ciao ciao
hpro
the toddler appears to have escaped with only cuts and bruises, authorities said. thank God...yeah, thank God, its safe to laugh now...lolol
Rescuers were called to the home at about 4 p.m. The little girl, who was not identified, was playing with two siblings...Her mother was at home; her father was at work, police said.
three little monkeys jumpin' on the bed...one got launched through the damn open window and almost broke her f-ing head...
In statement, the police said, "It is important to remember with warmer weather not to allow children to play near windows. Even window screens can give way leading to accidents. Do not place furniture under windows and do not open windows wide enough children can fit through." or get launched through...lol...cripes...
i couldnt find any good videos of babies getting shot off of beds and outta windows...so this will have to do...lol
im telling you....trampolines...and bed jumping near open windows...NEVER leads to anything good...
lol
ciao ciao
hpro
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
theres no need to resort to commercial herbicides to get rid of weeds awakened by warmer spring weather...squirt them with lemon juice or vinegar, or scald them with boiling water...(the toughest ones may need two applications.)
ciao ciao
hpro
theres no need to resort to commercial herbicides to get rid of weeds awakened by warmer spring weather...squirt them with lemon juice or vinegar, or scald them with boiling water...(the toughest ones may need two applications.)
ciao ciao
hpro
Saturday, May 10, 2008
Just Sayin...
clearly we all need to have this pinned to our, um, lapels...if you will...lololol
ciao ciao
hpro
Wanna Make Out??
host: would you have any problem kissing our models?
girl: hee hee...( giggle, hair flip)...
lolol
um, that one chimp?? going for the lean in head tilt!??! lol...looks to me like he's been around....lol
uh, and that he might be a really good kisser....
HAHAHAHA....
they were NOT playin'...those boys were gettin' there make out on...
lolol
ciao ciao
hpro
girl: hee hee...( giggle, hair flip)...
lolol
um, that one chimp?? going for the lean in head tilt!??! lol...looks to me like he's been around....lol
uh, and that he might be a really good kisser....
HAHAHAHA....
they were NOT playin'...those boys were gettin' there make out on...
lolol
ciao ciao
hpro
I'M BACK!!!
i am back my friends!!! oh, its true...
back in la la land once again....nyc was fabulous...and i will be returning very soon...
three words... TITLE OF SHOW...
opening on Broadway this july at the lyceum theatre...
the brilliant show (about 2 guys writing a musical about 2 guys writing a musical) starts previews on july 5th...and then opens on july 17th....so get your tickets!!! i promise you will laugh your tushes off...
anyway...ill give you more details about that another time...just wanted you to know that i am back, so make sure you check in everyday for daily dose of randomosity...
oh how ive missed you all...
lol
ciao ciao
hpro
and clearly im spending the day catching up on my tivo...whoah...i am OVERbooked...lol
back in la la land once again....nyc was fabulous...and i will be returning very soon...
three words... TITLE OF SHOW...
opening on Broadway this july at the lyceum theatre...
the brilliant show (about 2 guys writing a musical about 2 guys writing a musical) starts previews on july 5th...and then opens on july 17th....so get your tickets!!! i promise you will laugh your tushes off...
anyway...ill give you more details about that another time...just wanted you to know that i am back, so make sure you check in everyday for daily dose of randomosity...
oh how ive missed you all...
lol
ciao ciao
hpro
and clearly im spending the day catching up on my tivo...whoah...i am OVERbooked...lol
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Updatings...
hello there crazy kids...just wanted to give you all a heads up...im gonna be outta town for about a week and super busy, so the posts will prolly be a bit sporadic...just for a week...
i know how disturbing this news may be for you...lol...
just didnt want you to think i was slacking...
things will be back to normal very soon...bear with me :)
thanks for all of your support!
holla!!
ciao ciao
hpro
and dont forget to check back in!!! :)
i know how disturbing this news may be for you...lol...
just didnt want you to think i was slacking...
things will be back to normal very soon...bear with me :)
thanks for all of your support!
holla!!
ciao ciao
hpro
and dont forget to check back in!!! :)
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
"After you have exhausted what there is in business, politics, conviviality, and so on - have found that none of these finally satisfy, or permanently wear - what remains? Nature remains."
- Walt Whitman
ciao ciao
"After you have exhausted what there is in business, politics, conviviality, and so on - have found that none of these finally satisfy, or permanently wear - what remains? Nature remains."
- Walt Whitman
ciao ciao
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
That's One To Grow On...
did you know...
uh...yeah...
anybody watch that press conference of his this morning?! cripes...
vote for change come november, you guys...whoever that democratic nominee may be...
change is NOT this...
just sayin...
holla!
ciao ciao
hpro
uh...yeah...
anybody watch that press conference of his this morning?! cripes...
vote for change come november, you guys...whoever that democratic nominee may be...
change is NOT this...
just sayin...
holla!
ciao ciao
hpro
Dancing With The Stars...
'dancing with the remember when we were stars' last night...did u guys see the drama with cristian!? whoah...hope hes ok...
brief synopsis...
so moms favorite, jason did a good job...um, what the hell was edytas outfit during their monday night football number!?!? she basically had on underpants with a buttcape...and her bra had a hood...i guess, in case the weather got bad...
what the!? lol
have you guys figured out which couples are doing it in um, real life yet!?!?
moving on...
kristi and mark were fierce...shes the one to beat, kids...
shannon and derek...yeah, well...shes just gawkward...
know who's doing it with eachother yet??
moving on...
heres where the drama went down for cristian...whoah...
annoying marissa was better last night...still annoying...but better...this was her better dance last night...
mario...mom still hates him...i thought he was pretty good last night...
i know you know who's doing it now, right!!? lol
anydamnway...
i think shannon needs to GO...marissa can go too...but i think itll be shannon...
unless of course, a miracle happens...and samantha harris gets voted off...AUGH, shes horrendous...lol
ciao ciao
hpro
brief synopsis...
so moms favorite, jason did a good job...um, what the hell was edytas outfit during their monday night football number!?!? she basically had on underpants with a buttcape...and her bra had a hood...i guess, in case the weather got bad...
what the!? lol
have you guys figured out which couples are doing it in um, real life yet!?!?
moving on...
kristi and mark were fierce...shes the one to beat, kids...
shannon and derek...yeah, well...shes just gawkward...
know who's doing it with eachother yet??
moving on...
heres where the drama went down for cristian...whoah...
annoying marissa was better last night...still annoying...but better...this was her better dance last night...
mario...mom still hates him...i thought he was pretty good last night...
i know you know who's doing it now, right!!? lol
anydamnway...
i think shannon needs to GO...marissa can go too...but i think itll be shannon...
unless of course, a miracle happens...and samantha harris gets voted off...AUGH, shes horrendous...lol
ciao ciao
hpro
www.screeninglog.com
hey guys...head on over to www.screeninglog.com ...and check out my latest review in "What you should rent this week, and what you shouldn't"...
heres the link to the column itself... http://www.screeninglog.com/journal/author/hprovost and that way you can check out any you might have missed...um, and clearly you dont wanna go another day without THAT movie critique brilliance...lol
http://www.screeninglog.com/journal/author/hprovost
so go check it out...and feel free to leave comments...and even movie suggestions-if you want me to rent something and review it, before you waste your time...lol
oh and theyve just done this big team project over there with the whole writing staff naming their top five "comic books turned into films" movies...um, yeah...cuz im such a huge comic book fan...lolol....but of course i put my two cents in...so see what you think...its called The Log Top 5: Comic Book Adaptions - heres the link...
http://www.screeninglog.com/journal/2008/4/29/the-log-top-5-comic-book-adaptations.html
its a fun site...so go there...now...lol...and im on staff, so clearly its an enjoyable one...lolol
ciao ciao
hpro
heres the link to the column itself... http://www.screeninglog.com/journal/author/hprovost and that way you can check out any you might have missed...um, and clearly you dont wanna go another day without THAT movie critique brilliance...lol
http://www.screeninglog.com/journal/author/hprovost
so go check it out...and feel free to leave comments...and even movie suggestions-if you want me to rent something and review it, before you waste your time...lol
oh and theyve just done this big team project over there with the whole writing staff naming their top five "comic books turned into films" movies...um, yeah...cuz im such a huge comic book fan...lolol....but of course i put my two cents in...so see what you think...its called The Log Top 5: Comic Book Adaptions - heres the link...
http://www.screeninglog.com/journal/2008/4/29/the-log-top-5-comic-book-adaptations.html
its a fun site...so go there...now...lol...and im on staff, so clearly its an enjoyable one...lolol
ciao ciao
hpro
Hmm...
"A good laugh overcomes more difficulties and dissipates more darkclouds than any other one thing. "
-- Laura Ingalls Wilder
so so true...
ciao ciao
hpro
-- Laura Ingalls Wilder
so so true...
ciao ciao
hpro
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
mosquitoes arent just annoying; they transmit disease, including the potentially deadly west nile virus...to stop them without dangerous insecticides, attack their habitat by eliminating standing water (behind clogs in roof gutters, for instance)...if draining these spots isnt an option, drop BTI pellets - which contain mosquito-targeted, larvae-killing bacteria - into the water...for a last resort option, try a commercial spray containing eugenol, also known as clove oil...
do your part... BTI (bacillus thuringiensis israelensis) is available online at http://www.gardensalive.com
ciao ciao
hpro
mosquitoes arent just annoying; they transmit disease, including the potentially deadly west nile virus...to stop them without dangerous insecticides, attack their habitat by eliminating standing water (behind clogs in roof gutters, for instance)...if draining these spots isnt an option, drop BTI pellets - which contain mosquito-targeted, larvae-killing bacteria - into the water...for a last resort option, try a commercial spray containing eugenol, also known as clove oil...
do your part... BTI (bacillus thuringiensis israelensis) is available online at http://www.gardensalive.com
ciao ciao
hpro
Monday, April 28, 2008
New and Improved Public Transportation...
um...some might not view this as such a bad thing...
lololol
waiting for a train has never been so fun for some guys...lol
ciao ciao
hpro
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
a leaky faucet may get on your nerves, but itd make you really crazy if you knew how much water it wastes...a calculator at http://ga.water.usgs.gov/edu/sc4.html lays it out...for instance, if three faucets each dripped 20 drops a minute, 2,777 gallons would be down the drain each year...
so fix the leak.
ciao ciao
hpro
a leaky faucet may get on your nerves, but itd make you really crazy if you knew how much water it wastes...a calculator at http://ga.water.usgs.gov/edu/sc4.html lays it out...for instance, if three faucets each dripped 20 drops a minute, 2,777 gallons would be down the drain each year...
so fix the leak.
ciao ciao
hpro
Friday, April 25, 2008
CLEARLY You Know The Song...
um, remember falkor from "the never ending story"!?...yes, THE NEVER ENDING STOR-R-RY, OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!!...you know, that big flying dog dude...yeah...well, i was thinking about good 'ol falkor today...
dont ask...
its just what i do...lol
and i thought...I KNOW WHO HE REMINDS ME OF!! lolol
right!?!??! uh, yeah, im right!...lolol
pop some bling in falkors ears and you wouldnt even be able to tell the difference! lol
falkor...on dancing with the stars...lol
falkor is so much more likeable than mario...
they really should have gotten the real falkor for the show...hes just as big a star as damn mario...and he probably wouldnt be doing it with his partner...what!? who said that??...lolol
falkor should get his agent on the line...he hasnt worked in quite some time...which TOTALLY qualifies him for "dancing with the remember when we were stars"...
lolol
falkor...
lol
hope your weekend is fabulous!
ciao ciao
hpro
dont ask...
its just what i do...lol
and i thought...I KNOW WHO HE REMINDS ME OF!! lolol
right!?!??! uh, yeah, im right!...lolol
pop some bling in falkors ears and you wouldnt even be able to tell the difference! lol
falkor...on dancing with the stars...lol
falkor is so much more likeable than mario...
they really should have gotten the real falkor for the show...hes just as big a star as damn mario...and he probably wouldnt be doing it with his partner...what!? who said that??...lolol
falkor should get his agent on the line...he hasnt worked in quite some time...which TOTALLY qualifies him for "dancing with the remember when we were stars"...
lolol
falkor...
lol
hope your weekend is fabulous!
ciao ciao
hpro
This Is a Good One...
To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did...
ciao ciao
hpro
thanks pp
ciao ciao
hpro
thanks pp
www.screeninglog.com
if you havent been...go check out my weekly column...
heres the direct link... http://www.screeninglog.com/journal/author/hprovost
www.screeninglog.com is a fun site...i think you will enjoy...uh, especially the "what you should rent this week, and what you shouldn't" column... heehee...
ciao ciao
hpro
heres the direct link... http://www.screeninglog.com/journal/author/hprovost
www.screeninglog.com is a fun site...i think you will enjoy...uh, especially the "what you should rent this week, and what you shouldn't" column... heehee...
ciao ciao
hpro
You Are My Sunshine...
If you could drive to the sun at 55 miles per hour...do you know that it would take about 193 years. ...
oh my...
can you imagine how much that would cost you in gas right about now!?
i am soo not driving to the sun...who can afford it!?
ciao ciao
hpro
oh my...
can you imagine how much that would cost you in gas right about now!?
i am soo not driving to the sun...who can afford it!?
ciao ciao
hpro
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
plant a tree for todays national celebration of Arbor Day...trees are fabulous, they are beautiful to look at, and they absorb carbon dioxide and turn it into life-giving oxygen...visit
www.arborday.net for a list of state Arbor Day observances and info about how to receive ten free trees for planting...
during an average trees 70-year life span, it will trap about 1.3 tons of CO2...about the emissions released by a car in traveling from maine to california...
whoah...
ciao ciao
hpro
plant a tree for todays national celebration of Arbor Day...trees are fabulous, they are beautiful to look at, and they absorb carbon dioxide and turn it into life-giving oxygen...visit
www.arborday.net for a list of state Arbor Day observances and info about how to receive ten free trees for planting...
during an average trees 70-year life span, it will trap about 1.3 tons of CO2...about the emissions released by a car in traveling from maine to california...
whoah...
ciao ciao
hpro
Thursday, April 24, 2008
This Reminds Me Of...Let Me Think...
ok, so we have this....
now let me see...who does this remind me of...theres another relationship very similiar to theirs...hmmm...what could i be thinking of...
oh, and one of them looks EXACTLY like...or should i say...um...their proportions are REMARKABLY similiar...
lets see...ummm...could it be these two!?!?
uh YES!!! lolololol bush and mccain...bffs...
same relationship...master and his misproportioned dinosaur...lolol
and that little kid, terrified and trapped in the corner...thats gonna be the american people should this guy get into office...
just sayin...
lol
i have a big head and little arms...lol...
ciao ciao
hpro
now let me see...who does this remind me of...theres another relationship very similiar to theirs...hmmm...what could i be thinking of...
oh, and one of them looks EXACTLY like...or should i say...um...their proportions are REMARKABLY similiar...
lets see...ummm...could it be these two!?!?
uh YES!!! lolololol bush and mccain...bffs...
same relationship...master and his misproportioned dinosaur...lolol
and that little kid, terrified and trapped in the corner...thats gonna be the american people should this guy get into office...
just sayin...
lol
i have a big head and little arms...lol...
ciao ciao
hpro
AUGHGHGHGHGHH!!!!
why did this picture make me laugh sooo hard just now!?!? lolol
i love it! that boy totally thinks he is about to be eaten by a deranged horsey! lolol and the horse was only saying hello...
or maybe he was just practicing his new uptempo audition piece...
frightening small children, AND getting it on camera!? hysterical...lolol
ciao ciao
hpro
CAREFUL With Your Bellydancings!!!
lol...ok, ive been wanting to post this one for a little bit...and i finally found one that has certain body parts blurred out...lolol...um...thinking she is sooo sexy...lolol
CAREFUL!!!
lolol what the!??
i hope shes o.k....lol
ciao ciao
hpro
CAREFUL!!!
lolol what the!??
i hope shes o.k....lol
ciao ciao
hpro
American Idol...Lame...
i want you to watch this performance...
and then watch this horrendousness...
and now explain to me why carly was voted off, and that craptosity is still on!??!
unbelievable...
ciao ciao
hpro
and then watch this horrendousness...
and now explain to me why carly was voted off, and that craptosity is still on!??!
unbelievable...
ciao ciao
hpro
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
if its feasible where you live, a clothesline is a good alternative to your energy-hungry dryer....when theres a breeze, your clothes dry almost as quickly, and with a fresher smell than any laundry product can give them...
americans' dryers are often used as much as 28 hours a month...at that level, they consume up to 140 kilowatt hours...thats roughly the equivalent of leaving two 100-watt lightbulbs burning for a solid month...
whoah...
ciao ciao
hpro
if its feasible where you live, a clothesline is a good alternative to your energy-hungry dryer....when theres a breeze, your clothes dry almost as quickly, and with a fresher smell than any laundry product can give them...
americans' dryers are often used as much as 28 hours a month...at that level, they consume up to 140 kilowatt hours...thats roughly the equivalent of leaving two 100-watt lightbulbs burning for a solid month...
whoah...
ciao ciao
hpro
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
The Retarded Policeman...
in case you guys don't watch...this is one of the hottest online series goin'...
Before anybody gets mad, just know that our friend Ponce (the Cop) is an awesome and talented young dude who loves performing and making light of his Down syndrome. He's a smart and funny guy, and has complete awareness of his actions and decisions. And his family is completely supportive... this is the 9th episode of his "Retarded Policeman!" series...
lol
ciao ciao
hpro
Before anybody gets mad, just know that our friend Ponce (the Cop) is an awesome and talented young dude who loves performing and making light of his Down syndrome. He's a smart and funny guy, and has complete awareness of his actions and decisions. And his family is completely supportive... this is the 9th episode of his "Retarded Policeman!" series...
lol
ciao ciao
hpro
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
start your family thinking about whether they really need every article of clothing washed every time its worn...for socks and underwear, the answer is uh, definitely yes; pants and skirts may be okay for a second or even a third wearing...with a little thought, you may be able to do the laundry less often, saving water, detergent, and energy...
do your part...
ciao ciao
hpro
start your family thinking about whether they really need every article of clothing washed every time its worn...for socks and underwear, the answer is uh, definitely yes; pants and skirts may be okay for a second or even a third wearing...with a little thought, you may be able to do the laundry less often, saving water, detergent, and energy...
do your part...
ciao ciao
hpro
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Hmmm...
Count every ' F ' in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
(SEE BELOW)
HOW MANY ?
WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.
The reasoning behind it is this...
The brain cannot process 'OF'.
crazy, right?
Anyone who counts all 6 'F's' on the first go is a genius.
clearly i counted all six...lol
ciao ciao
hpro
thanks pp
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
(SEE BELOW)
HOW MANY ?
WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.
The reasoning behind it is this...
The brain cannot process 'OF'.
crazy, right?
Anyone who counts all 6 'F's' on the first go is a genius.
clearly i counted all six...lol
ciao ciao
hpro
thanks pp
Dancing With The Stars...
dancing with the remember when we were stars last night...
kristi was FABULOUS...so cute and fun...great choreography...she is living up to every expectation i had...
cristian was fine...cheryl had a lot of big pink poof goin' on...she reminded me of one of those snowballs you can buy at 7-11...you know those gross cheap cake-ish treats? pink poof.
marlee...she looked gorgeous...but unfortunately i dont think it was her night...um, the fonz? need a pep talk? call the fonz...what the!?
jason...my mothers favorite...sorry mom, i didnt think it was very good...um, edyta was basically wearing her bathing suit...with a piece of her towel draped over one shoulder...just didnt like them last night...thought they were kinda lame...
have you guys figured out who's doing it yet?
ok...moving on...
annoying ass marissa...let me quote my mother..."'princess-like' waltz?! It bordered on the ridiculous"...lol...i have to agree with her...i did enjoy how he flung her on the ground at the end...lol
shannon...dwts LOVES their beach shots...lol...cripes...um, ya know when baby horses or giraffes are just born, and they cant get it together with their legs and all?...uh, yeah...
thats what i think about every time i watch her dance...gangly gawkward baby horaffes...
any guesses on who's doing it yet?
moving on...
mario...let me quote my mother again...because she cracks me up..."If I wanted porn, there it was with Mario--that judge was absolutely correct...a pimp and his strumpet."....strumpet?...lol...she hates mario...lol
know who's doing it yet!?
moving on...
so, they did a group number last night...which i shall call "country chaos"...
um, horrendous...just flinging people around...augh...bad...looked like lame high school talent show crapola...lots of jumping around...lots of jumpings.
so i think marlee or shannon could be in trouble tonight...who do you think?
um, how 'bout this...can we vote samantha harris off please!?!? augh...
lol
ciao ciao
hpro
kristi was FABULOUS...so cute and fun...great choreography...she is living up to every expectation i had...
cristian was fine...cheryl had a lot of big pink poof goin' on...she reminded me of one of those snowballs you can buy at 7-11...you know those gross cheap cake-ish treats? pink poof.
marlee...she looked gorgeous...but unfortunately i dont think it was her night...um, the fonz? need a pep talk? call the fonz...what the!?
jason...my mothers favorite...sorry mom, i didnt think it was very good...um, edyta was basically wearing her bathing suit...with a piece of her towel draped over one shoulder...just didnt like them last night...thought they were kinda lame...
have you guys figured out who's doing it yet?
ok...moving on...
annoying ass marissa...let me quote my mother..."'princess-like' waltz?! It bordered on the ridiculous"...lol...i have to agree with her...i did enjoy how he flung her on the ground at the end...lol
shannon...dwts LOVES their beach shots...lol...cripes...um, ya know when baby horses or giraffes are just born, and they cant get it together with their legs and all?...uh, yeah...
thats what i think about every time i watch her dance...gangly gawkward baby horaffes...
any guesses on who's doing it yet?
moving on...
mario...let me quote my mother again...because she cracks me up..."If I wanted porn, there it was with Mario--that judge was absolutely correct...a pimp and his strumpet."....strumpet?...lol...she hates mario...lol
know who's doing it yet!?
moving on...
so, they did a group number last night...which i shall call "country chaos"...
um, horrendous...just flinging people around...augh...bad...looked like lame high school talent show crapola...lots of jumping around...lots of jumpings.
so i think marlee or shannon could be in trouble tonight...who do you think?
um, how 'bout this...can we vote samantha harris off please!?!? augh...
lol
ciao ciao
hpro
Oh My...
um...Michelangelo's statue, David, returns to Italy this week after a super successful 12 week, 20 city, US tour...
heehee...
ciao ciao
hpro
thanks s and c
HAPPY EARTH DAY!!!
HAPPY EARTH DAY!!!!!
"Flowers always make people better, happier, and more helpful; they are sunshine, food, and medicine for the soul."
- Luther Burbank
Be good to Mother Earth, today...and EVERY day...
ciao ciao
hpro
"Flowers always make people better, happier, and more helpful; they are sunshine, food, and medicine for the soul."
- Luther Burbank
Be good to Mother Earth, today...and EVERY day...
ciao ciao
hpro
Monday, April 21, 2008
Golf Peeps...
for my golfing readers...
Ed and Harriet met while on a cruise, and Ed fell head over heels in love with her.
On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue their relationship.
'It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut,' Ed said to his lady friend. 'I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's a problem, you'd better say so now.'
Harriet responded, 'If we're being honest with each other, here goes... I'm a hooker.'
'I see,' Ed replied, and was quiet for a moment.
Then he added, 'You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off.'
heehee...i liked that one...hope your days going well...
ciao ciao
hpro
Ed and Harriet met while on a cruise, and Ed fell head over heels in love with her.
On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue their relationship.
'It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut,' Ed said to his lady friend. 'I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's a problem, you'd better say so now.'
Harriet responded, 'If we're being honest with each other, here goes... I'm a hooker.'
'I see,' Ed replied, and was quiet for a moment.
Then he added, 'You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off.'
heehee...i liked that one...hope your days going well...
ciao ciao
hpro
Great Words...
"Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling five balls in the air.
You name them--work, family, health, friends, and spirit
--and you're keeping all of these in the air.
You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball.
If you drop it, it will bounce back.
But the other four balls-- family, health, friends, and spirit--are made of glass.
If you drop one of these, they will be irrevocably scuffed,
marked, nicked, damaged, or even shattered.
They will never be the same.
You must understand that and strive for balance in your life."
- Brian Dyson, CEO of Coca Cola Enterprises from 1959-1994
pretty smart, i'd say...
ciao ciao
hpro
thanks pp
You name them--work, family, health, friends, and spirit
--and you're keeping all of these in the air.
You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball.
If you drop it, it will bounce back.
But the other four balls-- family, health, friends, and spirit--are made of glass.
If you drop one of these, they will be irrevocably scuffed,
marked, nicked, damaged, or even shattered.
They will never be the same.
You must understand that and strive for balance in your life."
- Brian Dyson, CEO of Coca Cola Enterprises from 1959-1994
pretty smart, i'd say...
ciao ciao
hpro
thanks pp
Ghosthunter News...
SCI FI Channel is stretching the current season of Ghost Hunters...yippee!!! 13 new episodes were ordered for Ghost Hunters' fourth season airing on Wednesdays at 9 pm...i love this show...
heres some cuh-razy evp work from last weeks episode..
creepy...
ciao ciao
hpro
just shut it bri, this show is great...lol
heres some cuh-razy evp work from last weeks episode..
creepy...
ciao ciao
hpro
just shut it bri, this show is great...lol
www.screeninglog.com
its that time of week...
head on over to www.screeninglog.com to check out my weekly column "What you should rent this week, and what you should not"...
www.screeninglog.com
go check it out...
ciao ciao
hpro
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
in the u.s., earth day has been observed on tomorrow's date since 1970...a great way to make the celebration your own is to volunteer with one of the many organizations working to safeguard the environment...or you might decide to set yourself a goal, such as refraining from driving on sundays or "greening" a particular habit...
do your part...
www.volunteermatch.org can help you find green work in your area...many city governments are also beginning to inmplement volunteer placement branches...
ciao ciao
hpro
in the u.s., earth day has been observed on tomorrow's date since 1970...a great way to make the celebration your own is to volunteer with one of the many organizations working to safeguard the environment...or you might decide to set yourself a goal, such as refraining from driving on sundays or "greening" a particular habit...
do your part...
www.volunteermatch.org can help you find green work in your area...many city governments are also beginning to inmplement volunteer placement branches...
ciao ciao
hpro
Uncle Jay!!
monday means.....UNCLE JAY!! woohoo!
did anybody else notice the flag pin?? hahaha
ciao ciao
hpro
did anybody else notice the flag pin?? hahaha
ciao ciao
hpro
Saturday, April 19, 2008
Hmmm...
people too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours...
yup.
ciao ciao
hpro
yup.
ciao ciao
hpro
Friday, April 18, 2008
Ahh, Yankee Stadium...
so...today in 1923...Yankee Stadium opened in the Bronx, NY!!!
um, and The Yankees beat the Boston Red Sox 4-1.
sorry mom...
and...John Phillip Sousa's band played the National Anthem.
go yanks!
sorry again, mom...
heehee
ciao ciao
hpro
um, and The Yankees beat the Boston Red Sox 4-1.
sorry mom...
and...John Phillip Sousa's band played the National Anthem.
go yanks!
sorry again, mom...
heehee
ciao ciao
hpro
AUGH!
someone very close to me had a "run in" with an extremely crappy person yesterday. and when i say crappy i mean...super piece of crap crappy...
why do people need to be mean, just for the sake of being mean?? can you imagine being so bitter, that you just crap on people all day long??
this super piece of crap is a person who has a little bit of power...and is notorious for being a piece of crap...and as badly as i wanna call him out right now, and let the world know what a piece of shit he is...i wont...it will all come back to him in the end...because you cant just move through this world like that and not be held accountable eventually...
anyway...i was thinking about my beautiful ridiculously talented friend today...who is one of the best people to ever walk this earth...and i wanted to tell her this...
um, and since she has a lemon tree in her backyard...i was thinking we now know to always pack lemons in our fabulous purses...lol...just sayin...
so if any of you ever get crapped on by a super piece of crap crappy person just turn and say..."and yet again, stupid people continue to talk..."
ciao ciao
hpro
love u t
why do people need to be mean, just for the sake of being mean?? can you imagine being so bitter, that you just crap on people all day long??
this super piece of crap is a person who has a little bit of power...and is notorious for being a piece of crap...and as badly as i wanna call him out right now, and let the world know what a piece of shit he is...i wont...it will all come back to him in the end...because you cant just move through this world like that and not be held accountable eventually...
anyway...i was thinking about my beautiful ridiculously talented friend today...who is one of the best people to ever walk this earth...and i wanted to tell her this...
um, and since she has a lemon tree in her backyard...i was thinking we now know to always pack lemons in our fabulous purses...lol...just sayin...
so if any of you ever get crapped on by a super piece of crap crappy person just turn and say..."and yet again, stupid people continue to talk..."
ciao ciao
hpro
love u t
TITLE OF SHOW!
get your tickets you guys!!! the best show comin' to Broadway...you will LOVE...
[title of show]
Kicks off new Broadway season
Previews begin at Lyceum Theatre on July 5, 2008
Entire original cast to star in the musical that
The New York Times called a, " A postmodern homage to the grand tradition of
backstage musicals like 'Babes in Arms,' 'Kiss Me Kate' and 'A Chorus
Line.'"
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The new season on Broadway will begin with fireworks the day after July 4th
when the musical [title of show] begins previews at the Lyceum Theatre (149
W. 45 St) on Saturday, July 5th prior to its official opening night on July
17th. [title of show] -- a most original American musical about the making
of an original musical -- will be produced on Broadway by Kevin McCollum,
Jeffrey Seller, Laura Camien, Roy Miller, Kris Stewart and The Vineyard
Theatre, where [title of show] had its Off-Broadway debut in 2006.
Tickets to [title of show] on Broadway will go on sale Monday, April 21.
[title of show] is written by Jeff Bowen and Hunter Bell and is directed by
Michael Berresse. [title of show] on Broadway will star the musical's
original cast -- Jeff Bowen, Hunter Bell, Susan Blackwell, Heidi
Blickenstaff and musical director Larry Pressgrove.
[title of show] takes a thoroughly unique and comical look at the pleasures
and perils of the artistic process as two struggling writers and two
struggling actresses take on the seemingly impossible task of creating a new
musical about creating a new musical. Now with Broadway as their
destination, the quartet's saga continues anew as they face mounting
pressures and deadlines, and are nearly thrown off-track by disagreements,
day jobs and insecurities in this funny and unforgettable look at the birth
of a musical as it finally comes to life on the Great White Way.
Mr. McCollum, who as producer of RENT, AVENUE Q, THE DROWSY CHAPERONE and IN
THE HEIGHTS is certainly no stranger to the unbridled hopes and raw nerve
depicted in [title of show] says, "I fell in love with [title of show]
because it shamelessly and fearlessly explores the vagaries and inner
workings of how to get a musical produced. The exuberant way it captures
the insanity of the creative process is full of surprises and truth, and
that its journey now comes full circle by kicking off the Broadway season
seems only natural."
The indomitable spirit depicted by both the play and its players has
demonstrated broad appeal to theater goers of all ages and stripes since
[title of show] debuted in 2004 at the New York Musical Theatre Festival,
followed by its Off-Broadway debut in 2006 at the Vineyard Theatre. Jeff
Bowen, Hunter Bell, and Michael Berresse each won a 2006 Obie Award for
their work on [title of show].
Those who have already seen [title of show] and the thousands of others who
have enjoyed its wildly popular internet series "The [title of show] Show"
will be delighted by its arrival on Broadway. (To view episodes on "The
[title of show] Show," log on to www.titleofshow.com/toscasts.htm) Thus far
in eight riotous episodes that echo the unbridled originality and humor of
the musical itself, "The [title of show] Show" has chronicled the
anticipation and angst the creators/cast have experienced while plotting the
show's path to Broadway. About "The [title of show] Show," New York Magazine
wrote last year, "The funniest show of the season is now playing on the
internet".
An Original Cast Recording of [title of show] is available on Ghostlight
Records. The Broadway recording of [title of show] is presently being
planned.
This Broadway transfer of [title of show] reunites the original Off-Broadway
creative team including Neil Patel (set design); Chase Tyler (costume
design); Ken Billington and Jason Kantrowitz (lighting design) and ACME
Sound Partners (sound design).
In addition to [title of show], producers Kevin McCollum and Jeffrey Seller
are also producers of the Tony Award-winning musicals RENT and AVENUE Q and
this season's IN THE HEIGHTS.
Producer Laura Camien is the founder and Artistic Director of Bridge Club
Productions, a Resident Company at manhattan theatre source.
Producer Roy Miller has previously partnered with Mr. McCollum on the hit
musical THE DROWSY CHAPERONE.
Producer Kris Stewart founded and served as Executive Director of the New
York Musical Theatre Festival, where [title of show] got its start in 2004.
The Vineyard Theatre is now in its 26th season of producing original,
challenging new plays and musicals, including the recent SLUG BEARERS OF
KAYROL ISLAND and AVENUE Q.
[title of show]'s performance schedule and ticket information TBA. Tickets
will be available through Tele-charge at 212 239 6200 (www.telecharge.com)
For additional information, log on to the web site: www.titleofshow.com
you wont wanna miss it...trust me...its hysterical...
ciao ciao
hpro
[title of show]
Kicks off new Broadway season
Previews begin at Lyceum Theatre on July 5, 2008
Entire original cast to star in the musical that
The New York Times called a, " A postmodern homage to the grand tradition of
backstage musicals like 'Babes in Arms,' 'Kiss Me Kate' and 'A Chorus
Line.'"
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The new season on Broadway will begin with fireworks the day after July 4th
when the musical [title of show] begins previews at the Lyceum Theatre (149
W. 45 St) on Saturday, July 5th prior to its official opening night on July
17th. [title of show] -- a most original American musical about the making
of an original musical -- will be produced on Broadway by Kevin McCollum,
Jeffrey Seller, Laura Camien, Roy Miller, Kris Stewart and The Vineyard
Theatre, where [title of show] had its Off-Broadway debut in 2006.
Tickets to [title of show] on Broadway will go on sale Monday, April 21.
[title of show] is written by Jeff Bowen and Hunter Bell and is directed by
Michael Berresse. [title of show] on Broadway will star the musical's
original cast -- Jeff Bowen, Hunter Bell, Susan Blackwell, Heidi
Blickenstaff and musical director Larry Pressgrove.
[title of show] takes a thoroughly unique and comical look at the pleasures
and perils of the artistic process as two struggling writers and two
struggling actresses take on the seemingly impossible task of creating a new
musical about creating a new musical. Now with Broadway as their
destination, the quartet's saga continues anew as they face mounting
pressures and deadlines, and are nearly thrown off-track by disagreements,
day jobs and insecurities in this funny and unforgettable look at the birth
of a musical as it finally comes to life on the Great White Way.
Mr. McCollum, who as producer of RENT, AVENUE Q, THE DROWSY CHAPERONE and IN
THE HEIGHTS is certainly no stranger to the unbridled hopes and raw nerve
depicted in [title of show] says, "I fell in love with [title of show]
because it shamelessly and fearlessly explores the vagaries and inner
workings of how to get a musical produced. The exuberant way it captures
the insanity of the creative process is full of surprises and truth, and
that its journey now comes full circle by kicking off the Broadway season
seems only natural."
The indomitable spirit depicted by both the play and its players has
demonstrated broad appeal to theater goers of all ages and stripes since
[title of show] debuted in 2004 at the New York Musical Theatre Festival,
followed by its Off-Broadway debut in 2006 at the Vineyard Theatre. Jeff
Bowen, Hunter Bell, and Michael Berresse each won a 2006 Obie Award for
their work on [title of show].
Those who have already seen [title of show] and the thousands of others who
have enjoyed its wildly popular internet series "The [title of show] Show"
will be delighted by its arrival on Broadway. (To view episodes on "The
[title of show] Show," log on to www.titleofshow.com/toscasts.htm) Thus far
in eight riotous episodes that echo the unbridled originality and humor of
the musical itself, "The [title of show] Show" has chronicled the
anticipation and angst the creators/cast have experienced while plotting the
show's path to Broadway. About "The [title of show] Show," New York Magazine
wrote last year, "The funniest show of the season is now playing on the
internet".
An Original Cast Recording of [title of show] is available on Ghostlight
Records. The Broadway recording of [title of show] is presently being
planned.
This Broadway transfer of [title of show] reunites the original Off-Broadway
creative team including Neil Patel (set design); Chase Tyler (costume
design); Ken Billington and Jason Kantrowitz (lighting design) and ACME
Sound Partners (sound design).
In addition to [title of show], producers Kevin McCollum and Jeffrey Seller
are also producers of the Tony Award-winning musicals RENT and AVENUE Q and
this season's IN THE HEIGHTS.
Producer Laura Camien is the founder and Artistic Director of Bridge Club
Productions, a Resident Company at manhattan theatre source.
Producer Roy Miller has previously partnered with Mr. McCollum on the hit
musical THE DROWSY CHAPERONE.
Producer Kris Stewart founded and served as Executive Director of the New
York Musical Theatre Festival, where [title of show] got its start in 2004.
The Vineyard Theatre is now in its 26th season of producing original,
challenging new plays and musicals, including the recent SLUG BEARERS OF
KAYROL ISLAND and AVENUE Q.
[title of show]'s performance schedule and ticket information TBA. Tickets
will be available through Tele-charge at 212 239 6200 (www.telecharge.com)
For additional information, log on to the web site: www.titleofshow.com
you wont wanna miss it...trust me...its hysterical...
ciao ciao
hpro
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
a growing number of american homes now employ "residential small wind" turbine generation, to create most or all of the electricity they use...a turbine plus installation runs around $12,000, with a payback time of up to 15 years...
the American Wind Energy Association, an industry organization, estimates that up to 13 million homes in north america are situated in climates that could support wind turbines...
ciao ciao
hpro
a growing number of american homes now employ "residential small wind" turbine generation, to create most or all of the electricity they use...a turbine plus installation runs around $12,000, with a payback time of up to 15 years...
the American Wind Energy Association, an industry organization, estimates that up to 13 million homes in north america are situated in climates that could support wind turbines...
ciao ciao
hpro
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Gelflings!
do you remember gelflings??? from the dark crystal! i love gelflings...and i often find that some humans look a little gelflingish, if you will...
anyway...i have been racking my brain trying to think of who has been reminding me of a gelfling lately...lol...yes...yes i have....just dont ask...lol
so if we mixed the boy and girl gelfling from up above and made one happy musical androgynous gelfling...who would that be???
uh...yeah...
american idols own...jason "the androgynous gelfling" castro...lol
slap some dreads on those little gelfling heads and you wouldnt know the difference...
right!?!?
he even kinda has a gelfling body shape...check it out next time you watch idol...lol
i like androgynous gelflings that play ukeleles and sing 'over the rainbow'...
lol
ciao ciao
hpro
have u spotted any gelflings?? tell me YOU think looks like a gelfling...
Um...
mommys just trying to pay her way through college...and make a better life for the two of you...so just be quiet in the corner, and let her practice...in her, uh...bedroom...
what the!?
dont worry im sure you wont grow up with any issues because of this...
lolol
at least she can practice at home and still have quality family time with her children...
lolol
glad to see her toes are pointed...i can appreciate pointed toes...
lol
ciao ciao
hpro
Idol Last Night...
idol last night?
heres the horrendous opening number...
whoah pitchy pitchersons...
america TOTALLY got the bottom three right...heres the elimination...
so the blonde finally goes home!! (does it really matter which one?)
yippee!
and thank GOD mariah week is done...
ciao ciao
hpro
heres the horrendous opening number...
whoah pitchy pitchersons...
america TOTALLY got the bottom three right...heres the elimination...
so the blonde finally goes home!! (does it really matter which one?)
yippee!
and thank GOD mariah week is done...
ciao ciao
hpro
Cripes...
Variety is reporting that Marissa Jaret Winokur(Dancing with the stars)has been signed by Sony TV for a daytime TV syndication deal, possibly for Fall 2009...
um, are you kidding me!?!?
augh.
that will be the most annoying hour on television...
i thought torture was supposed to be illegal...
ciao ciao
hpro
um, are you kidding me!?!?
augh.
that will be the most annoying hour on television...
i thought torture was supposed to be illegal...
ciao ciao
hpro
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
while youre still thinking about taxes, keep in mind that improvements to your homes insulation can reduce your bill under federal legislation passed in 2005...homeowners may be eligible for a 10 percent tax credit on insulation purchase and installation, up to a total of $500...
do your part... for details, visit www.simplyinsulate.com/content/tax_credits/existing_home.html#materials
ciao ciao
hpro
while youre still thinking about taxes, keep in mind that improvements to your homes insulation can reduce your bill under federal legislation passed in 2005...homeowners may be eligible for a 10 percent tax credit on insulation purchase and installation, up to a total of $500...
do your part... for details, visit www.simplyinsulate.com/content/tax_credits/existing_home.html#materials
ciao ciao
hpro
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
I Love Dr. Seuss...
"Be yourself because the people who mind don't matter, and the people who matter don't mind."
- Dr. Seuss
i couldnt agree more...
ciao ciao
hpro
- Dr. Seuss
i couldnt agree more...
ciao ciao
hpro
ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE DAY...
here ya go...
a spring yard sale can put a few dollars in your pocket and keep a lot of good, usable stuff from the landfill...
ciao ciao
hpro
a spring yard sale can put a few dollars in your pocket and keep a lot of good, usable stuff from the landfill...
ciao ciao
hpro
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Careful!!
ooh, this treadmill is tickling my feet...heehee...giggle giggle...oooh it tickles....giggle giggle...tickly treadmill...heehee...oh, you want me to jump on now? ok...here i go....AUGHGHGHGHGGH!
LMFAO
lol i love that the treadmill flops her around for a while before chucking her....lol
ciao ciao
hpro
LMFAO
lol i love that the treadmill flops her around for a while before chucking her....lol
ciao ciao
hpro
If Only All Stupid People Could Read Music...
lolol
stupid people, stop talking...PLEASE...
lol
ciao ciao
hpro
Idol Tonight...
um, so the idol kids will all be singing mariah carey songs tonight...
lots of riffing...
that should be torture...
ciao ciao
hpro
lots of riffing...
that should be torture...
ciao ciao
hpro
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