I bet you didnt know this...
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma...whoah
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times...oh its true...
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes...umm...maybe i should tell myself this one more often when i fly...and i guess that scratches that idea ive been having about riding a burro down the grand canyon...think ill just hold off on that one...
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television...um, what about when you snooze while watching tv? i do that a lot...
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older...whoah...and then the damn squirrels take them??...after theyve had to wait soo long to produce them!? lame squirrels, lame.
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum...ok...
The King of Hearts is the only king without a mustache...he is morally opposed to facial hair...
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class...ONE damn olive!...for crying out loud...
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning...but not nearly as enjoyable as that shot of espresso...
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin...um...ewww...
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer...what a surprise...
So did the first " Marlboro Man. " dont smoke you guys...please!
Pearls melt in vinegar...dont let your pearl necklace dip into your salad dressing...
The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order...hmmm...what does this tell us?
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but, not downstairs...so make sure you dont...it could get ugly...i know you are all faced with this dilemma often...lol...just in case? lol...CAREFUL!!
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why...ummm...and noone cares, right? or are we supposed to? crap, am i supposed to care? are quacks supposed to echo?? why the hell dont they?? i will now apply for a grant so i can research this...i must know...i must know...
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush...ewww, i will now keep my toothbrush in the fridge...
Turtles can breathe through their butts...lol, um, really!? i know a lot of people whose heads are located in the exact same place...i wonder if they too can breath from there...
lol
ciao ciao
hpro
thanks pp
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Skin=dust. That's nasty, girl. This house is pretty dusty. That would be a lot of skin. I think its the Windy City just swirling dust about. I hope its just the windy city just throwing dust about. And that toothbrush thing? Wow. I think I just barfed in my mouth a little bit. But now I can't brush. Thanks HPRO!
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