The Straight Down Fall...

i originally wasnt going to share this story...but here i go...last night, in the privacy of my own home...i did a straight down fall...yes, a straight down fall...three separate words...straight. down. fall...

i was walking towards the tv (um, of course)in my bedroom, and i had a pile of pillows next to my bed...so instead of stepping over them, like any normal person...i stepped right on them...

and instead of me catching myself on the bed...which would have been anyones normal reaction...i kinda just stood in my one place, got all wobble kneed, got lower, lower, lower, and then down...thud, right underneath myself...lol...and it took a lot longer than expected to friggin get to the ground! lolol a straight down fall...


if only a video camera had been set up on the other side of the bed, it would have looked like those people who stand behind an object, and pretend theyre going down steps, or an escalator...shrinking and what not...


i actually sat there for a moment...on my face, looking right at the floor...and i thought...'um, what the hell was that?'...lol....and when i got up, my cat, who was sitting on the bed, was looking at me like, 'um, what the hell was that?'...lol


i have never fallen like that before...lol...it was alot like the wicked witch of the west when she gets the bucket of water thrown on her..."im melting, im melting"...only i was like "im straight down falling...im straight down falling..."

lolol


the girl in the video below falls twice...her second fall is pretty much what mine looked like, except i was a little bit more underneath myself in the actual fall...lol...and it took me a little longer to hit the ground...oh and i didnt have on those crazy shoes...or a damn flowerpot...lol
but i wanted you to understand the mechanics of the straight down fall...and this is the closest example i could find...





yeah, at least i didnt have a flowerpot...


lol

the straight down fall...how embarrassing...

ciao ciao

hpro