A businessman in new york is suing...who is this businessman suing you may ask...um...yeah...well...apparently he was injured when a stripper giving him a lap dance swiveled, dropped it like it was very hot, and uh smacked him in the face with the heel of her shoe...HAHAHAHAHA...
Stephen Chang, a securities trader, said in court papers filed Friday that he was at the Hot Lap Dance Club near Madison Square Garden and was getting a paid lap dance when the accident occurred...
According to the lawsuit, as the dancer swung around...whoah...swung around...the heel of her shoe...im thinking a clear platform 9 inch stiletto... hit him in the eye, causing him "serious injuries." Oh. My. God....was she trying to do a fan kick over his head or something!? maybe she should stretch more...work on her extension...she must have had some major choreo goin' on...maybe a dance major at the college shes attending...she only strips to pay for school im sure...
too bad...i bet all of her best moves are now cut from her lap strips...
and ol' boy now has a great conversation opener to explain his eye patch...
LOLOL...
thought he was gettin some eye candy...and got an eye patch...lol
ciao ciao
hpro
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