[title of show] Opening Night Outfit...

so ive been trying to find the perfect dress/outfit to wear to the [title of show] opening...and i think ive found it you guys...im so excited...



and i DEFINITELY know what im doing with my hair...








i think a helicopter hairdo is perfect for that night...it is a Broadway musical afterall...and there was that one show with the solo saxophones and helicopters you know...



and here is my dress! are you sitting down, cuz this will blow you away...








what do you think?!! Dont you love it??


now granted i am not preggers as is the lovely model wearing MY dress...but i figure, if i eat enough carbs and krispy cremes leading up to the big night, i could have a pretty big ass bloat bump to show off as well...


silver isnt my best color...but if i get it in a deep garnet...i will be unstoppable...

im thinkin' that with my helicopter hairdo and my fierce big ass bloat bump dress (in garnet)...whoah...im prolly gonna need to hire security to keep the men off...


dont hate...


ciao ciao

hpro